I am Me

Trudee. 25. She/Her. Just happy bein me 🏳️‍🌈

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

[glumshoe]

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

[mantis-lizbian]

…i did read some of the novels, but i couldn’t get through them entirely…

…and so i genuinely have no idea whether or not this is serious. coz i mean, obviously, it could be a joke. but it could also have legitimately happened. people who have only seen the films underestimate the amount of random things that happen in the books that could come off as utterly silly and ridiculous if removed from their context.

[glumshoe]

Haha, well, it is pretty much what happens. Sam is looking for Frodo in the tower of Cirith Ungol and is despairing that he will ever find him. He sits down and does what any self-respecting Tolkien character does during their moments of hopelessness and bursts into song.

It’s a really good song (ten year old Ship had it memorized) and as he begins the refrain a second time, he hears Frodo’s voice answering weakly from above. Frodo is poisoned and despairing and beaten but he is still a Hobbit and cannot resist a singalong even while on the brink of death.

[glowingghosty]

[catboyspells]

I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

[catboyspells]

YOU DID THIS

[shammerham]

Just so we know just exactly David was dealing with. 

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

It honestly never occurred to me that Stitch could have been mistaken for a French Bulldog by everyone

I really have been just accepting that Lilo’s cover story “Stitch used to be a collie ‘til he got run over” as the story everyone accepted.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[zoozve]

i cant stop thinking about this post

[lhazaar]

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

[airofwhimsy]

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

[konakatomo]

@melazertyiop

[ayellowbirds]

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

[alliharkness]

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

[221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240]

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

[roseverdict]

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

[generouslyandrogynousdragon]

This entire thread sounds like Magneto woke up at 3am, wrote the whole thing with his eyes closed, then rolled over and went back to sleep.

[mapelie]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[littlecofiegirl]

Did he realize Wolverine was in there?

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I would think the term "Gaydar" would technically mean you're creating the little gay pulses yourself and waiting for them to bounce off your subject.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*shoots a gay little pulse at you that pisses you off*

[ichibankasuga-deactivated202108]

it is moral to git gud

[is-this-url-ok]

[mydemimonde]

My theory about the fake Pietro (WANDAVISION SPOILERS)

So I have a theory about this fake Pietro that I would like to share with you guys (I posted this on Twitter but it’s in Spanish lol). It’s quite long, but I’m sure I’m onto sth.

Keep reading

[reid-sam]

WANDAVISION | 1x07

[beyounique-22]

Alternative caption to the alternative caption:

Have I made it obvious yet?

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…

[jq37]

“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”

“Me too, tbh.”

-fin-

[l10l-deactivated20200813]

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches

[lexosaurus]

I have a plan

[bluehairedspidey]

*spongebob narrator voice* ah… zhe sensérie ováreload

[sistertaxon]

me standing over a dead body with a bloody knife in my hand: look i know this looks very…uh…(absently snaps fingers three times) oh what’s the word….(”bad?”) no, not bad…i mean, yes bad, obviously, but…uh…it’s like “convicting” but it’s not? you know? well anyway..ugh this is gonna be bothering me all day until i think of it..

[sistertaxon]

(3 seconds after getting thrown into the brig) INCRIMINATING

[funnypeopletwitter]

[artofthecatt]

Oh let’s break (down)

[spicychefpie]

EXCUSE ME BUT DID YOU MAKE THE MUSIC NOTES IN THE BOTTOM LEFT HAND CORNER OF THE LAST PANEL, FUCKING LOSS?!?!

[artofthecatt]

This has been up on various social media sites for days now I’m so glad somebody finally noticed