bi, shy, eat hot chip and lie

She/Her/Fae/Faer | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 20 | Most unfunny person on tumblr

[s0ftp4wz]

[afeelgoodblog]

Fantastic idea

[durnesque-esque]

Article about it here. 

[nougatto-archived]

what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in the city (bus rapid transit, train stations). Just removing highway alone isn’t going to make traffic better, the bigger part of the story is that they improved public transportation. And the current mayor wants to do more - cyclist lanes and reinstate a tram system

[its-a-hil]

this is absolutely true, but it’s important to note that removing a highway alone, even without considering the straightforward improvement to walking/cycling/etc, can in fact reduce traffic.

[cryptotheism]

I want to play... [sword explodes into black fire] ...with my toys

[jame7t]

Honestly this post is so me but except the black fire because that is freaking me out. :belly:

[cryptotheism]

[snapping fingers in your face] stop that. You expose your vulnerable tummy every time you see the black flame that scours without warmth.

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[sunbeast]

this is my favorite video evcer whats going on

[ariuppy]

"blue collar" this "white collar" that

personally i dont care what collar she puts on me as long as she drags me in for a kiss with it

[dogpuppy]

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[battenna]

does this one count

[woodmeat]

If quagsire was real I would teach mine how to roll weed and bite people

[realshy]

i don't know how you people can stand to watch family guy

[fableos]

No, like genuinely. Even putting aside how painfully unfunny it is, that show is just fucking nasty! Every time my siblings put it on it was just the characters being mean about characters being fat, autistic, trans, etc. Remember when they did an episode where a guy sleeps with a trans woman and then there's a 30 second compilation of the guy puking violently? How they constantly tear into peter for being fat? How his boss is mocked for being autistic? Nasty ass show and y'all are showing a lot about yourselves the way you make it a pillar of yourself!

[woodmeat]

Quagsire

[chantenhalf]

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

principled communists on marxmas when lenin materializes down the chimney

[ricky-croissant]

Great man theory in action again 🙄. Material and societal forces will bring me my presents.

[scarymonsters-protectivespirits]

[maxxie-or-smth]

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

[sirbutchlesbian]

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

[chromaticabrasions]

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

[chromaticabrasions]

addict. what the fuck

[explicitlyrics]

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[thingstrumperssay]

Women are getting rid of their Trump supporting partners while they still legally can since they clearly don't give a shit about them or any other woman.

If you're thinking about getting a divorce, you should do it while you still can.

[geocaprican]