Crazy = Genius

Welcome! I'm Juli, or Julianne (20 y.o.) I'm a bisexual, musician scientist who writes a lot of things. I make dumb puns and try too hard to be clever. I write, perform, and record my own songs, which you can find in "My Music". (Please do.) Phan, Destiel, Gravity Falls, and self-love af. You look beautiful today.

[k-wame]

[cheruib]

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

[1dietcokeinacan]

[afewnovelideas]

I need this reminder today.

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[forsapphics]

Two women kissing on the couch (mid 20th century)

[trytalkingtopeople]

Love this.

[faggotfungus]

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses

"The legislature did not include a grace period."

[accidental-memory]

Overnight it will become illegal for trans people in Kansas to drive their cars. They can be arrested and, if convicted, face upwards of 6 months in prison with a $1000 fine. While in prison, as this is Kansas, they will be jailed according to their gender at birth. If they try to flee the state without surrendering their license, they cannot get a new one in a different state until they surrender their old one because the licenses are part of a national registry. And this is part of the bathroom bounty bill, which allows people to sue anyone they think is in the wrong bathroom.

[kyraneko]

How about somebody sues the Supreme Court to get genders removed from drivers licenses entirely.

[duckbunny]

don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.

[duckbunny]

this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:

the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.

the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.

[gidankuroki]

Don't let the redness of your cheeks show, Jax

The Amazing Digital Circus (Gooseworx)

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

*flushes toilet*

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[catchymemes]

[trashcore4]

[bob-belcher]

[supersexygamergirl]

[unclefather]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i don’t play d&d or anything with dice or w/e but this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[writing-prompt-s]

In order to appreciate each other more, God and Satan switch places for a week. However, in order not to cause any havoc among their followers, they have to pretend to be each other.

[ripple-flash-is-something-deact]

God, being the creator of geese, had no troubles in his task.

[writing-prompt-s]

[justcatposts]

Danger bush

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[inner-muse]

Omg