Every Beat of My Heart

Sophia. 16. Canadian. Fiddler. Euph.

[thesociologicalcinema]

“some of us are Black”

Follow this link to find a bundle of videos and resources related to the sociological study of sexuality

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

[gh0stvirgo]

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

[lore-xyz]

when people refer to a theatrical performance involving singing and dancing as a “play”

[dennys]

everyone is always talking about the football players having to do two-a-days in the sweltering heat but aren’t the band kids practicing too, in just as hot uniforms, carrying sometimes big metal instruments half their size, marching in the sun, over and over? well this is just to say: we see you band kids, we know you’re busting yr butts. so come on in to the air conditioned denny’s after practice, and if you need an extra booth for all the tubas, we can probably accommodate you. 

[rosewatergrapefruit]

of all the blogs I expected to make a band kids appreciation post Denny’s was not one of them

[saltwaterandroses]

Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go Make Me A Sandwich shirt and not be looked at twice. Because when I was 17 and I told a guy “No” and the next day the word tease was painted on my locker. Because when I was 18 and just wanted to be friends, I was a bitch. Because I feel the need to say “I have a boyfriend” instead of “No” because guys respect other men more than they would ever respect me. Because society screams “don’t get raped” instead of “don’t rape” Because I am scared to walk alone at 10 PM Because being beautiful is the most important thing I’ll ever do. Because when I wear my favorite skirt “I’m asking for it” Because the song Blurred Lines exists Because no means no no matter how you fucking spin it Because a girl was drugged and raped with a beer bottle, and the boys who did it are out on bail. Because I owe you nothing Because pepper spray is a gift I receive yearly. Because I am asked if I have a boyfriend more than I am asked about my mental health Because my clothes say more about my consent then my mouth does. Because the wage gap exists Because “not all men are like that” is said way too often ENOUGH ARE Because I feel the need to say “I’m not a feminist but…” Because I’m writing this fucking piece

When you ask why I’m angry? (via itcuddles)

[carrie-onn]

@ anyone who tries to tell you theatre is easy

[didsomeonesayadventure]

I’ve watched this like 5 times. God bless you kids backstage. 

[jackrusso]

Literally what I do for a living. So stressful, but so rewarding!

[shoeknight]

[fuks]

help him 

[homemadelobotomy]

sarah what the hell

[revelation19]

From the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you Sarah… for filming him instead of helping him.

[tiralatele]

[qweety-deactivated20180906]

I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING

[abcdefg2789-deactivated20201122]

if you regret any of the sexual experiences you’ve had i’m here for you. if you didn’t say no but you didn’t say yes i’m here for you. if you wanted to stop but you didn’t know how to say it i’m here for you. if it was consensual and then it wasn’t i’m here for you. if it was uncomfortable or if it hurt or if it wasn’t what you wanted i’m here for you. if you spent the whole time waiting for it to be over i’m here for you. if you are scared or afraid of being intimate with someone i am here for you. if you feel anxiety and shame towards sex when the rest of society seems to be absolutely obsessed with it i’m here for you. there is nothing wrong with you and everything you are feeling is valid. i’m here for you.

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

what the fuck do fish do for fun

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

the newt play the flute

[chiikitten]

the carp play the harp

[mentholcase]

the plaice play the bass

[cmiad]

and they soundin’ sharp

[tricksterlatte]

the bass play the brass

[oldsoulsandyoungbodies]

the chub play the tub

[neglected-space]

the fluke is the duke of soul

[sapphictea]

YEAH

[dragonlakirsche-deactivated2015]

the ray he can play

[cyanmar]

the ling’s on the strings

[loadedinowls]

the trout rockin’ out

[almostabi]

the blackfish she sings

[mentholcase]

the smelt and the sprat

[soggycheesefry]

they know where it’s at

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

an’ oh that blowfish blow !

[flylittlekoala]

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[cassesque-deactivated20221107]

everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[whenmoments]

[bigchocolatemama]

Lol I'm so gay

[leerings]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

“reach beyond my face”

“nearly physically assault me”

I’d make that face too 

[deaddolin]

[mathed-potatoes]

Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That’s an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands. 

He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people. 

TL;DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon. 

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[parkinglotboy1]

i am HIGH AF

[parkinglotboy1]

AF stands for April Fools dont do drugs kiddos