[lordeisonfire]

Iris x Nikke ship being named "Compassion" is such a perfect name idea for them, being that it's something that neither of them were given.

[lolitamadeo]

nikki's hansel & gretel story she is like a tumblr mutual to me

[dateamonster]

went to see obsession. really good movie. i am inventing a new type of bomb for killing men so watch out for that in the coming days.

[spider-swift]

the way bear looks almost angry at nikki here is making me pull my hair out. i mean, on the one hand, she’s obviously embarrassing him, but alternatively, she’s not only teetering dangerously close to exposing the truth, but she’s reminding him the true nikki, deep inside, would never love him this way. a love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure. this isn’t real. you were hopeless until you forced fate’s hand.

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[markthekng]

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

[zzoupz]

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

[rnismatch]

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

my favorite part of saw x was definitely john kramer doodling his next trap in his notebook after his fake surgery and then thinking you know what. maybe i'll turn my life around actually maybe the torture business isn't for anymore i've changed i've healed i've gone on a journey. and ripping out the page like he's anne hathaway at the end of the devil wears prada throwing her phone in the fountain

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Second favorite was when he goes on his computer and you can see that his wallpaper is a bunch of gears

[biggestsalmonfan]

He died before he could discover rollercoaster tycoon and that’s such a damn tragedy

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[adz]

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[seacavepuzzle]

my consistent top 5 tumblr fear is that i make a pro piracy post and then it gets reblogged with some first world addition about the wonders of the library

[seacavepuzzle]

an imaginary yet so real being: another fun thing that you can do is borrow intergalactic erotic board games from the 1960s and even if your library doesn’t have it the librarian will be HAPPY to get it for you, believe me!! this is a little life hack a lot of people don’t know about!!!!! TALK TO THE LIBRARIAN and they WILL get you the intergalactic erotic board game from the 1960s! and that’s NOT a thing piracy can do for you (heh!).

my library’s eternal buckets:

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[biggestsalmonfan]

So I finally played deltarune chapters 3-5 (replayed 1 and 2 because I haven’t touched them since the demo) and all I can say is what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]