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sheepfilms
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shark vs the universe
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@theartofmadeline
styofa doing anything
Xuebing Du
trying on a metaphor
dirt enthusiast
YOU ARE THE REASON
roma★
blake kathryn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.
Stranger Things
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Three Goblin Art
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@biglittlesplashes
@muzizmu
good for him. this man had a vision and he made it happen. homie hiked into the desert, changed into his sluttiest armor and positioned himself just so in front of a blade of grass to hide his shlong.
I yearn to be able to live with this kind of whimsy.
we should all be living with this level of dedication and whimsy !! 🗡️
Laguna Beach, California 🌴🏄🏼♂️
imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those
women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open
Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.
Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon
if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well
l’hôpital
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer
the humanity of the AIDS crisis: the ward by gideon mendel
colorized by me
chest and tummy hair on a man so thick it curls
so imagine you're seventeen and enlist to fight a war to make sure your entire life is not completely fucked over by religious nuts. you can't even get a day in that you're queer-adopted by the gayest straight man who ever lived, the most foppish fucker private school ever willed into existence, and this gloriously red, gloriously fat war hero who's also a war criminal (maybe? you certainly won't ask, he has huge fucking knives). they're your fathers now. they hate each other. they're also your direct superiors in the fucking army, cause you're still seventeen in a war. this happened to my friend polly perks
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.
10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.
11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.
12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.
13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.
Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
BLM is still a thing. If you don’t reblog this, but would’ve in June/July you were only in support of black lives when it was a trend. They still need justice
everyone deserves equality <3
No reason not to.
@entities-of-posts if you haven’t done this one yet, the desolation
Seconded
Official ominous sign
they're inventing new ways to install ptsd in your brain
since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons
dragonborn for @i-am-lich
