official bimbo

pre-2020 posts I come across on my main, tagged by the year so I can go back and experience the vibes

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[escapedheart]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[faggottt]

Why is the blog patrik-star so popular what’s so special about it?

[patrik-star]

oh so this is the thanks i get for working over time?!

[abosl-deactivated20201212]

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

[punkmonksteven]

Does that really work though?

What…?

[micropet-deactivated20150708]

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

[nickdiminico]

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

[hootyhoocatsinsuits]

yeah right, like that really happens

hmmm….

maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

[alwaysinternalyscreeming]

No way this can’t be real

Hmm

Meh let’s try it

Ok one more small push and-

G’DAY !!!

WTF… tumblr I don’t know what magic you have…

But I’m not complaining *dosent work* SHIT!!!

[quixylvre]

Forever a classic

[sauragnmon]

Indeed, this should never die.

[da-7-kings]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[punt-cunt-deactivated20120116-d]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[ssv-raven]

Reading in 2026

[dovewithscales]

Y'all, we as a community have got to get better at dodgeball if we’re gonna keep tempting fate like that.

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

lol me too , lady

[emi--rose]

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

[nezumipi]

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

[magimerlyn]

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

[euphoria-my-love]

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

[whatsgoodmentalhealth]

(( *smiles* the post is back))

[stackcats]

Paramedics had to stop asking “who’s the prime minister?” in Australia because it changed so often that not knowing the answer wasn’t really all that indicative of anything.

One paramedic reported receiving the answer “I haven’t watched the news today”.

[placeofwonder]

Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”

[teaboot]

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[staff]

we fucked up

[chicken-fluff-butts]

*slappy wattle noises*

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like cat

[durbikins]

funny noise

[toothydimwit]

cat login sound

[fuckyouasshole123-deactivated20]

haha just like chicken

[teathattast]

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[lake-erie]

why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?

although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor