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Nidoran 30 / ISTJ Expect Borderlands, FNV, Dishonored, and D&D until further notice. Icon by @SarahandVictoria

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[effemimaniac]

lol necromancy isn't even that bad

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[silent-november]

god’s plan

unfolds

so slow

so slow

so

slow

[bluehawk54]

Guess what turns 10 today

[bluehawk54]

Happy 20th Birthday John Freeman

[hawfstuff]

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[plaguedocboi]

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

[bunjywunjy]

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

[bunjywunjy]

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

[lookninjas]

Great Lakes Awareness Day is May 5th this year!

[thesanityclause]

LET'S GO LAKE WHO NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD LET'S GO!!!

[alex51324]

Great Lakes Awareness Day for 2026 is May 4. You only have a few days to get ready!

[wintercorrybriea2]

[gaytanic-panic]

[gala-xyzz]

[goslinggf]

i feel like i'm going Italian

[goslinggf]

*insane

[homeboygirl]

unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me

[thcpanties]

hey nerd. right clickss you and this drop down appears. Well Well Well....,

[freshcuntgrass]

right-click prev and do something

Edit Bones

Make Persistent

Ignite

Remove

Disable Collisions

Biggify

Smallify

Voting ended onApr 21

[adobe-outdesign]

I like Neopet naming conventions because they all fall into the following categories:

Weird set of letters that don’t describe anything in particular but man do they sound good (Acara, Xweetok)

Puns (Flotsam, Jetsam)

Onomatopoeia of an animal noise (Buzz, Hissi)

Contains part of a real animal name (Cybunny, Moehog)

Real animal name but I don’t think you tried at all (Koi, Kau)

Named after real-life actor Bruce Forsyth because the original version of the pet was just a recolored photograph of him (Bruce)

[sleepyspoonie]

they recently released the original-original art of all neopets available to equip to your pets if you want to send them back to turbo-retro mode, and they very cruelly and evilly withheld OG bruce forsyth from us

[trainthief]

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

My friend just sent this in the group chat, we got the new gay or European 2026 update

A rigorous diagnostic. 15 questions. One uncomfortable truth.

[gala-xyzz]

okay.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I got the reverse

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[bimercenary]

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

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