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jules // they/them // 23 // enfp This blog is just my crow’s nest of shitty posts and fandom content current hyper-fixation: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this

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[baba-yaga-lifestyle]

Israel drops more bombs within the last few years than were dropped during the entirety of ww2 and its significantly impacted the entire planet, warming more of the atmosphere and hastening this process for what little there was achieved during the 2020 quarantine when emissions sank. One of the worlds largest polluters is the united states military, with emissions and waste rivaling the entire output of industrializing countries.

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[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

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How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[muresetivoire]

Enemies to Lovers has never failed us. Pressing them to a wall with a dagger to their throat? Standing Ovation. Masquerade balls where they can’t keep their eyes off each other? Round of applause. “I had no where else to go” *faints.* Screaming “because I love you” when they were almost killed *dies.*

[jibunbosh]

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i love being a doll. dolls are the best thing in the world

🦹 hero-boy Follow

Personally I'm an action figure and not a doll but I support you ✌️ You do you man

🦖 jurassicjake Follow

I love being an action figure. action figures are the best thing in the world

🪖 gi-joker Follow

i couldnt stand being a doll lol. love being an action figure so bad

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can you all make your own post

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okay, can we talk about the infighting in the toys community?

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Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?

I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[weevil-mastermind]

Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.

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Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

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locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

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me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female

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[daco-showman]

why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

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The group chat officially deemed me an “eccentric” just because I’m doing an Argonian ichthyologist play-through of Skyrim rn where my character is writing a thesis on Cyrodilic Spadetails and I shared the character’s hypothetical research folder that I created to help with my immersion in the role.

Like sorry I take the RP in RPG seriously but how else would I get into the headspace of a character who is only slaying dragons to sell their bones and fund research that will hopefully be published in the Tamriel Journal of Limnetic Science??