Raging Lesbian

Hi! I'm Jay, fuck this blog.

[sleepyeepy]

currently obsessed w the idea of hollanov rough housing and wrestling like ALL THE TIME

bc while yes they r sweet and soft and tender w one another they are also boys at heart and incredibly jock4jock

they’re running down the hallway with each other in a headlock after dinner w yuna and david laughing and pushing at each other until they accidentally knock a picture off the wall and yuna has to put them in a time out

two grown 6” tall , 200 lb professional athletes sitting in a corner pointing fingers at each other and blaming the other for getting them in trouble

[mercyandmountainwater]

Once upon a time a group of idiots (The Boston Raiders) decided to steal their captains phone and prank call his girl.

Shane (Home sick with a horrible cold) (Bored) (Missing his boyfriend) replies in a deep gravelly voice: Hey, how’s my baby doing?

The Boston raiders then hang up the phone and never talk about Ilya Rozanov’s secret boyfriend who they all assume must be the gruffest biker/lumberjack/bouncer in the world.

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[bipolarbearcain]

I'm CACKLING

[normal-about-hollanov]

firmly believe ilya jokingly sets his ringtone in shanes phone to rasputin without telling him. and then promptly forgets about it. and for a long time shane doesn't notice. they don't really call each other often anyway. until one day hes hanging out with Hayden and for whatever reason ilya calls him. Hayden hears the ringtone, looks down, and makes a joke like 'lily must be a Russian girl, huh? haha right' and looks up to shane giving him the most wretched horrified look hes ever seen in his life

[bipolarbearcain]

BAHAHAHAH

[jazmb81]

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[escapepodding]

Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to

[ahexagon]

shane really hit the jackpot as someone on the spectrum because ilya is perceptive enough for the entire nhl. he clocks every homosexual in the room like he's psychic

shane has never had to interpret a social cue again ik he's content

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

This fandom truly is the gift that keeps on giving lololololol

[defyingthestars]

his line delivery on “very upsetting?” is the most autistic thing i’ve ever seen in my life god i love him

[graceebooks]

when he yells WELL

[themoonandmyman]

Every time I see this image

I can’t help but think of this

[sobadbad]

I should go.

[academicblorbo]

Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":

Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?

Shane:

Ilya:

Yuna:

David:

Shane:

Ilya: like, today at 4am

[hrgifs]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

[sheisraging]

never change, hudson

[eastofshane]

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy."

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?