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homeofhousechickens

Would you eat another person in a survival situation

Yes, and Im willing to kill

Yes, if they are already dead

No, I will not eat people regardless

No due to dietary restrictions

I volunteer to be eaten

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

Edit- PLEASE tell me your reasoning im curious

#I’m saying no because I think I’d try and eat grass before a person #but like desperate times calls for desperate measures as they say #once all the grass is good I’m coming for your thigh

junewild

incredible innovations on the beverage front

just-in-cays

the order of rodentia sounds like a circle of knights from ages past but you may be surprised to learn these noble warriors are still fighting their holy battles to this day

keyboardfantasies

really running out of patience for people's dependency on streaming services. oh I can't watch this cus it's not on boo-boo. it's not on weemo. ill tell you what it is on, someone's computer which they upload to the internet via peer to peer sharing‼️

aviantastic

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

fluentisonus

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

cryptidofthecove

beastlyidiocy

im so sorry i can only offer you death

just-sans-things

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

just-sans-things

someone contact my fucking lawyers

caintooth

surgical scars are erogenous zones

punished-venom-solitair-e

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

gardenofeden5457

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

ceruinus

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

ashcremated

shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏

catgirltitties

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kaijuno

My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

ikebanaka

SHUT

typhus-andronicus

comfymoth

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

comfymoth

“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“