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What an adorable start to a murder

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CROW BABIES

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no!!!!

this is a corncrake chick, also commonly misidentified as a rail’s chick! crow babies are MUCH uglier…

putrid little man

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Don’t lick banana slugs. Yes, it does make your tongue slightly numb, no, it’s not worth the lingering sensation of clinging film that may take half a day to wear off. They don’t taste particularly remarkable - like damp soil, if anything - and there’s a slight risk of picking up dangerous microscopic parasites.

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Who out here kicking banana slugs?????

Tf??????

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outdoor educators

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Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

theawesomeadventurer

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

THIS IS SO PURE

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taquito

got some dick, dick for sale who wants some dick

muhgie

(aw man he’s gotta feed his kids) hey buddy i’ll take two

taquito

hey god bless u man

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My brother and I were making sandwiches and we decided on an alignment chart for how sandwiches are cut.

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How do you feel about this

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i will reap the teeth that the Lord sowed in your foolish mouth

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you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

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like this:

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not a furry:

furry:

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Every time I send my advisor an edited draft of my thesis proposal I’ve started adding a different plague meme at the bottom for incentive

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rory

good thing about the hurricane though is its making all of those fun facebook hurricane event groups

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this is facebooks only contribution to society. the ability to make events to stop the weather

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me starting a text post

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Ursula is the best Disney villain. She doesn’t do what she does to take over a kingdom, she just does it cause she enjoys it and happens to get a chance to do it to the daughter of a king she doesn’t like. And what is the thing she does? Use poorly constructed contracts to trap mermaids and turn them into worm people for her worm people garden. Not slaves or anything useful like furniture, just sad worm people that sit in her house and be sad. What a bizarrely specific form of chaos