come to the random side

hello random people on the interwebs. I am truly not the best blog, but I love it here. ^▪^ Anyways I hope you enjoy your stay on my trash blog. don't expect anything, I like to think of myself as a surprise. I am just poor kid going through college. I'm in love with undertale, gravity falls, and Steven Universe, just about anything about the nerd culture. Anyways, enjoy my trash blog and stay beautiful~

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[ravenhilarious]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

[swanqueen-author]

Being in a fandom that actually works together

[commanderunhingedmongoose]

Why is this so true? All of it.

[pillowprincesslexa]

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

[hangingfire]

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

[priory-of-stars]

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

[marianagmt]

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

[batbyte-alghul]

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

[tirnel-sutcliff-spears]

I love this. and it’s gotten better

[cartoonjessie]

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

[brit-is-bookish]

All of these are me. Lol

[thehikingastronomer]

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

[julietsemophase]

And it reached its epic conclusion

[connormurphweed-deactivated2018]

people who don't wear glasses who are writing characters who wear glasses;

they get fogged up when we drink hot beverages. they get smudged for no reason. we will push them up using anything in our area (i.e shoulder, whatever is in my hand, scrunching my nose up so they get pushed up, etc.). they get knocked off our faces all. the. fucking. time. when we change clothes we either take them off or they fall off when we pull our shirts off. we have to clean them after being in the rain. we own multiple pairs of them, not just one lone pair for our whole lives. most people don’t wear them in the pool, but some have extra old pairs for the pool (like me). some people take them off during sex, that’s fine! but some people keep them on. they don’t get squished into your face when you kiss (most of the time. at least from what i’ve experienced and i’ve got some mf big glasses). if we look down and look back up while you talk/to peek up at something, we will just peek blindly over the top of them. we clean them on whatever item of clothing is closest. some of us have prescription sunglasses and some of us wear contacts when we need to wear sunglasses. please keep some of these in mind when you write characters with glasses cause y'all who have 20/20 vision keep telling me all characters sleep in their glasses and own the same singular pair from age 6-25 and they never clean them.

[rainysuggestion]

( there’s this but you missed a few iconic glasses traits - “where’d I put my glasses” (is wearing them) - new glasses getting scratched on basically nothing. where’d the nick come from? we just don’t know. - forgetting you’re wearing synthetic material and just smudge the junk on your glasses around - after doing so, proceeding to hunt down any friend who is wearing a more cottony material - getting eyelashes on your glasses - stabbing yourself in the face with the arm of your glasses - “woah are you blind?” - “how many fingers am I holding up??” - walking into a warm room from the cold and suddenly being unable to see because your glasses fogged up - going outside and everything is Super Crisp 1080p - having three pairs of glasses and putting all of them at once - “aw dude you have transition lenses? lucky.” - the non-glasses scrutinising squint - taking off your glasses and suddenly you’re a different entity entirely - if you’re too good for taking off your glasses when dressing/undressing, realising you didn’t pull the collar of a shirt out enough and subjecting to your fate )

[pigeonacademic]

-For female characters wearing eye makeup is pretty much useless

[writerinhighheels]

- the reason why is because no matter what we do, the mascara will smear on our glasses

- thinking “Oh, there’s a little smudge. I’ll just clean it quickly”, then taking the glasses off and wondering how the hell you could see with what looks like three layers of dirt on them

- giving your loved one a little kiss but in the wrong angle so their nose touches your glasses

- the look™ when you’re in your bed lying on the side with your glasses on (aka the glasses are skewed)

[dailypattondoodles]

-sleeping in glasses fucking hurts… well, not anymore, but it used too

-if you have long eyelashes, having to push your glasses down your nose so they dont constantly rub each other, then having to push them up cuz you cant see

-WHY WONT YOU STAY ON MY FACE?!?!?!

-*they tilt crooked slightly* oh wow, And… now Im falling over

[everwizard]

-having transitions and right after walking into a building you can’t see because they’re still dark

-forgetting where you put them then having to either ask for help or judge your entire surroundings

-dont like contacts? like cosplaying? guess what! you’re blind now!

-trading glasses with other glasses wearers to see how blind your friends are

-when there’s a smudge that just. Won’t. Go. Away.

-“hey do you have lens cleaner?”

-your old glasses become your back up pair in case your current ones break

-metal and plastic frames are very different and most people have a preference

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

All of this omg

[xvynth]

Oh also I forgot to mention the nOSE PAD THINGIES

I HATE THOSE WITH A BURNING PASSION

[whatcanisay-imafan-der]

OH MY GOD SAME, I HAD A PAIR OF METAL FRAMES AND THE NOSE PAD THINGIES THAT CUSHIONED THE ACTUAL THINGS FELL OFF

THAT AMIGOS IS WHY I WEAR PLASTIC FRAMES

[coneygoil]

-when you’re eyelashes are wet (from crying, etc) and you blink your eye and the wet smears all on the inside of your lens

-figuring out how to lay down on the couch without disrupting the delicate balance of your glasses’ arms

-the nose pieces turn green and gross near the screw part

-opening a dishwasher right after it’s done drying dishes? LENS FOG

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

-Your friend/ coworker who doesn't wear freaking glasses takes your glasses off your face without asking to put them on theirs

-appoitments and the actual glasses themself costing an arm and a leg

-the weird way the world looks like with a new prescription

-becoming someone totally new for each and every frame you try on

-speaking of trying on lenses but not being able to see yourself in the mirror because you are so blind. Instead you have to bring another person you trust to tell you if they look good on you or not

-waking up trying to find your glasses but cant find your glasses without your glasses

-never once been called four eyes or made fun of for wearing glasses

-get "oh you would look so much better without your glasses" but also "i cant imagine you without your glasses" your whole life

-not being able to afford contacts because they are just if not more expensive

-literally being so salty you have to pay to see while others wake up naturally doing that

[hotboyproblems]

person: god dang it

god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

Honestly the main reason why i want to die

[localstarboy]

how have i never seen this before

[cleopatratheonlyqueen-deactivat]

Lmbooooo

[issamemario-deactivated20170621]

MOOD

[lukewarmwhiskey]

This is the best direction this video could’ve gone

[guccixcucci]

This is beautiful

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

they threw the entire book bag in to the trash can

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

You guys make everyone look bad on your side. Assaulting someone (violently throwing a backpack is assault legally especially if the contents in the bag were heavy and caused bodily harm) over an opinion you disagee with is wrong.

Yeah I dont like Trump, but now you just hurt the situation. Conservatives can use this and other examples of republicans being harmed as an excuse and reasoning as to why the shouldnt listen to any of us. You are creating a bigger divide doing this.

[theawesomeadventurer]

[skeletap]

This is at my college and it got taken down and closed off hours after this tweet was originally posted thanks everyone

[skeletap]

SUNY Purchase is the college this was put up at. Currently our campus does not care about any issues unless it gets media attention. 

The ADA is currently suing our campus because of multiple ADA violations and incompetence towards disabled students, mentally/physically or mentally ill.

One of our apartments was supposed to be a temporary building, but is still being used to house students despite one of the ceilings caving in in one of the apartments and displacing its occupants.

We have a major mold and lead problem that is still going unfixed.

We have a University Police force that has been ruled to be incompetent in protecting the student body.

Work orders on campus are ultimately useless and nothing on campus ever gets fixed unless it gets media attention (our ADA violation and the shrine).

We have so many many many more issues that goes unsolved because our college refuses to fix any of them unless they get media attention. As much as the now defunct shrine is funny, the fact the student body is neglected so badly by the college shouldn’t go ignored.

[scretladyspider]

Oh man that definitely changes the narrative. Yikes.

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

Unfortunately this is very common in colleges. I literally have been with out heat or ac for the past two months and with several work forms put in (this is texas heat im talking about and im not the only one either some of my friendshere are crashing at other places because it was way too hot in their rooms). My wheel chaired friend cant get into some of the buildings here. There is only one counselor for all the students on campus (granted we are a small college but shes definitely overworked still), and to top it off there are some serious safety hazards that can seriously injure someone. (Ive been almost hit by cars due to the lack of road signs like speed limit its uncountable). And i know this isnt the only place around Texas like this. Its the same for at least two i can encount on. The lack of care in universities and colleges are astounding. I wonder why no one really talks about it

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Wilford, crying and sipping his martini: how can some people hate the rain?? like, the ocean came all this way to give you tiny kisses and you just??

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

This makes my day

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

Ok hear me out. What if dogs were dragons

[incorrect-ego-quotes]

Detective Abe, holding a knife: We have ways of making people talk

Wilford: *chuckles* Try me.

Detective Abe: *cuts slice of nearby cake*

Wilford: Can I have some?

Detective Abe: Cake is for talkers.

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

This ladies and gentlemen is how you swoon a texan.

[existentialmalaises]

Get To Know Better - Tag

Rules: tag 15 people you want to get to know better. 

Tagged by: @prettyyoungtragedy

Tagging: @caffeinated–writer @supernovasandcoronas @metalarmlover @thorohdamnson @coffeefiend10 I’m sorry lol, only tagging five people. 

Relationship status: In a relationship. 

Favorite Colours: Black, Blue, Red. 

Lipstick or Chapstick: Either/or, depends on the occasion. But if I must choose then lipstick.

3 Favorite foods: Chicken. Curry. Burgers. 

Song stuck in my head: Nothing at the moment. 

Last song I listened to: Power by Horsepowar. 

Last movie I watched: A Quiet Place. First time I cried watching a horror movie. 

Books I’m currently reading: Finished reading the last issue of Saga (comic book) today. Man. I cried. It fucked me up.

Last thing I googled: MUFE Nederland

Time: 1:54PM

How many blankets do you sleep in:  One/None (it’s so damn hot).

Dream trip: visiting Australia. 

Anything you really want: Money. 

[coffeefiend10-deactivated201906]

Get To Know Better - Tag

Rules: tag 15 people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @existentialmalaises

Tagging: @anticoffeebeans  @greenglitchbitch @achromatic-pax  @nuggsmum@hellothisiss33dot  @septic-lauren @lokilover9 @littletime67 @mastreworld @jessiefrance @shinyrainboo @jacksoopticboop @fear-is-nameless @silvvertongue @theashhole

Relationship status: Single

Favorite Colours: Purple, Black, Burgundy, Royal Blue

Lipstick or Chapstick: don’t use either

3 Favorite foods: Butter chicken (home made), sweet chilli pork with stir fried rice (home made) foot long bmt or meatball subway with EVERYTHING

Song stuck in my head: One More Light, Linkin Park

Last song I listened to: Men In Black, Will Smith. 

Last movie I watched: Event Horizon 

Books I’m currently reading: The secret history of the Opus Dei

Last thing I googled: Historical evidence of Pagan Persecution

Time: 12:20 am

How many blankets do you sleep in:  3, it’s winter and I’m freezing my non-existent ass off.

Dream trip: visiting my sister in Australia.

Anything you really want: a new computer, this one is almost ten and missing the number four key

[jessiefrance]

Tagged by: @coffeefiend10

Tagging: @septic101 @glixbitch @nekob00 @genderless-ghostie @mariloustardust @marielgum @chronically-illustrated @lifewithoutcosette @lythariwolf @frostednebula @softblondiee @airianna-skyye @jacksoopticboop @jackjames-exe

Relationship status: Married

Favorite colors: Teal, purple, hot pink, lime green

Lipstick or chapstick: Neither really, but probably lipstick

3 favorite foods: PIZZA (pepperoni, jalapeños, banana peppers and extra cheese), pepperoni rolls, spaghetti

Last song I listened to: Something from Undertale, don’t know the name of the song

Song stuck in my head: All the Way

Last movie I watched: Jurassic World

Books I’m currently reading: A Feast for Crows

Last thing I googled: a spelling for a word LMAO

Time: 12:01pm

How many blankets do I sleep with: 2

Dream trip: Paris, France and/or Disney World

Anything you really want: A hug from Sean.

[jackjames-exe]

Rules: tag 15 people you want to get to know better.

Tagged by: @jessiefrance

Tagging: @thesuperyooper @th3wolffang @antiknife @aisu-zeilia @booperdoopcr @cinnamon-grump @demidorks @emilykamikaze @egoimagines @ectoecho @dumbasticart @rustybean @rare-magpie @familyof6art @jacksoopticboop

Relationship status: In a relationship.

Favourite Colours: Black, Green, Blue, and Red.

Lipstick or Chapstick: Neither, I don’t like lipstick, or makeup and I’m really lazy so yea. But chapstick if needed, lip balm is mainly for when I feel like taking care of my chapped ass lips 

3 Favourite foods: Most fruits, Brussel sprouts, sushi.

Song stuck in my head: Nothing at the moment.

Last song I listened to: Darkiplier and Antisepticeye - Migraine (Full Edit) (shhh its a playlist)

Last movie I watched:  Umm, Jurassic world I believe

Books I’m currently reading: Mostly reading random harry potter and ego fanfic if I find good ones

Last thing I googled: “Red Lights movie” (it’s really good, it’s about debunking magic [not a documentary] and I watched it years ago, I wanna watch it again

Time: 1:32 PM

How many blankets do you sleep in:  One or two, depends.

Dream trip: Irland, Scotland or the US, mostly New York and Virginia, the US ones are for friends and Ireland/Scotland are because it’s beautiful and cool, I’ve always wanted to go to beautiful places

Anything you really want: A hug from Sean and no more stress man, (mainly its due to money, so I guess I really would like money so I no longer have money problems.)

[mystikade]

Thanks @jackjames-exe !!

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Colours: Blue, Black, Red

Lipstick/Chap: Chapstick: Unless I was gonna do Drag, chapstick😁

3 favorite Foods: Baked Mac, Cookies and Cream+Cookie Dough Ice Cream and Chick-Fil-A chicken nuggers.

Song Stuck in my head: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fallout Boy

Last Song I listened to: Forgot about Dre By Eminem

Book I’m currently reading: Finished the last book in Micheal Grant’s Gone series last month and will be reading Bret Easton Ellis’ American Psycho when I find time.

Last Thing I googled: “Thanks for the memories” because I forgot how to properly spell out the song name for the 5th question on this list.

Time: 12:12

How many Blankets do you sleep with: Just one.

Dream Trip: Anywhere in Europe really

Anything you really want: a solution to my harmful introversion.

Heee are some friendos:

@chronically-illustrated @van-arts @huffletrax @mrcamillaa @anticoffeebeans @chaotic-cheshire @gum-xx-drop @painofbeingafinnishfangirl @septicplier @emilyinhernaturalhabitat

[gum-xx-drop]

Thanks for the tag @th3wolffang

Alright lets do this!

Relationship status: single

Favourite colour: blue

Lipstick/chapstick: chapstick, I wear it more.

3 favourite foods: pizza (of course), Minstrels, and ben and jerrys cookie dough icecream!

Song stuck in my head: valerie by Amy Whinehouse

Last song I listened to: Better man by 5Sos

Last movie I watched: Thor Ragnorok

Book im curently reading: Norse mythology by Niel Gaiman, its actually really interesting!

Last thing I googled: english to spanish. I needed something translated.

Time: 12:22

How many blankets I sleep with: uno

Dream trip: LA

Anything you really want: just to make good memories and have a good time in general.

Taggin yall:

@stormwatch7177 @glixbitch @glitchyxwitchy @shadowstakeall @anticoffeebeans @antiknife @septic-lauren @septiceye-girl @phandom-puppet @magic-fandoms @psychic-ga1axy @seany-boy @howaboutfondue @stellastarlight2003 @scarletravens

[psychic-ga1axy]

Tagged by: @gum-xx-drop

Relationship Status: single

Favorite Color: purple

Lipstick/Chapstick: Chapstick, I wear it more often

3 favorite foods: pizza, sesame chicken, chili cheese dog

Song stuck in my head: Love Lockdown by Glass Animals

Last song I listened to: Capricorn by Xan Griffin and Wolfe

Last movie I watched: Ready Player One

Book I’m currently reading: I just started reading a webtoon called 1000 haven’t read it in a while

Last thing I googled: copic markers

Time: 7:05

How many blankets I sleep with: 1

Dream Trip: Japan

Anything you really want: For me and the ones that care about me to be happy 😊

Tagging: @darkwolf8official @haleesgalaxy @scarletravens @00mystie @grimcats @merverelli @musicaltrash01 @jazzymackintosh @bisexual-trashcanqueen @imnotseptic @blasterofasses

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

Three favorite foods: mac and cheese, spaghetti, or pizza.

Tagged by: @psychic-ga1axy

Relationship status: single and scared to mingle

Favorite color: light purple like lavender, light pink, and black

Lipstick/chapstick: nothing unless i do my make then both (protip for people who use liquid lipstick like i do. Helps not to dry to weirdly and feel awful)

Song stuck in my head: Alexander Hamilton (musicals have consumed my life tbh)

Last song I listened to: Oceans by Blue October

Last movie I watched: Cocoa. I watch it to make me feel like im content with life

Book im currently reading: does my English text book count? Because all my reading time is currently being taken up by that.

Last thing I googled: Edgar Allan Poe (yo he had a really sad life) im doing for my English paper

Time: 6:35

How many blankets i sleep with: rn 1 but during the winter 2 at most (texas is too hot yall)

Dream trip: a cruise around the world (i have too many places i would like to see ok)

Anything you want: to have enough money to eat, have my own apartment, and take care of my cats. Also a cure for anxiety and depression would be nice yo.

Tagging: uhhh @mixittle is all who i know. So them and uh anyone else lol.

[lazyproblems]

SIGN ME TF UP

[daily-spongebob]

GreatestSurveys.com is amazing it’s basically this scene in Spongebob

[the-bloody-teapot-is-us]

Is this actually real

[calmnoqualm]

its legit, just got paid by them the other day

[moneypets]

THE MONEY CATS APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE

[bithmst-blog]

This shit my future job..

[trailer-park-jesus]

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

[examinate]

[approvedtrash]

Reblog to save a bank account

[revelarete]

I’m going to cry at how convenient this is.

[arthrop]

[debrides]

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

[lesbirdan]

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

[hermionegranger]

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

[mugsandpugs1-deactivated2019010]

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

[thomrainierskies]

One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”

She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.

[mirab3lle]

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

[icouldwritebooks]

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

[crimeronan]

i work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy - ill ask the same question twice, or say “$2.60 is your total” while handing back their change, or say “how are you doing today?” instead of “have a good day!” like name it ive bungled it

but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: “few books are well written, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both”

as i handed her the bag i was trying to say “thanks, youre all set” and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said “thanks, youre important”

there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said “oh thank you! youre important too!”

the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was “at least you said something NICE. last week i accidentally combined ‘youre welcome’ and ‘no problem’ into ‘youre a problem’”

[agrestenoir]

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

[gin-and-eschatonic]

I’ve spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexively say shit like “behind” and “coming around” as I maneuver through spaces and around people.

Which, actually, not such a bad thing; I’m a big guy and can come across as imposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions.

Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a “coming with a knife” while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining.

[harold-theyre-thespians]

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

[narwhalsarefalling]

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

[wren-likethe-bird]

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

[fair-itself]

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

[maplefiasco]

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

[iamthatbeast]

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

[widonotts]

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

[artwlw]

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

[youlovelucie]

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

[spacecores]

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

[thebritishteapot]

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

[one-anxious-queer]

I work replying emails as a customer service agent and today I was sending my fiancée a messaged and instead of typing “I will message soon” I typed “I will be more than glad to assist you” without even thinking 🤦🏽‍♀️

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

One time I was working and these costumers came in. I called out loudly "Hi welcome to subway." Everyone laughed, even my manager. I worked at chick fil a at the time. And no, I have never worked at subway.

[bechuman]

lmao I found this in my old folder

[summydboi-blog]

What ive learned from my favorite youtubers/people (lol)

Felix, taught me to never be afraid to grow and change, to defend myself even when i feel overwhelmed and to admit when im wrong.

Jack ( @therealjacksepticeye ) tought me to not water myself down even if some think my personality is “annoying” and to always take care of myself mentally through the pma.

Mark ( @markiplier ) taught me that working hard, although stressful is worth it if you love what you do, and that its okay to hit rough spots as long as you dont let yourself get stuck and you keep going.

Shane taught me to surround myself with people that like me for me even when im not at my happiest, and he taught me not to judge people based on others opinions, you should always make a decision like that for yourself otherwise you might miss out on knowing some amazing people.

All of them are so different but ive had the pleasure of learning from them and laughing with them throughout my highschool years and now as an adult, so thank you Mark, Felix,Shane, and Sean, for being role models and best friends when i needed them.

[thesuperyooper-deactivated20250]

To everyone who texted Mark despite their anxiety today,

I’m so proud of you all. I’m proud of everyone who overcame their anxiety and took their shot. I know how scary it was. I looked at a blank messaging screen for a good ten minutes before I hit send. It was scary, sure. Texting one of my biggest heroes was TERRIFYING. But in the end, I hit send because, I may never get the chance again! Will he answer? Who fucking knows! But in all honesty, “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t make.” If you don’t text him, he’ll never text you back.

So if you’re in the US and you were thinking about texting him, but your anxiety is keeping you from it, it’s okay. Take a second and remember that Mark is a person, just like us. It’s just like texting an old friend. If it’s something you want to do, I believe in you. You can do it.

[bisexual-trashcanqueen]

I was shaking when writing my text, and im still anxious about the chance of him texting me back.