Radbot

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[foolishmortal]

[not100bees]

Hi there we're a group of queer housemates. We're looking for a new roomie to share some of the rent. You'll live in the infinitely expanding labyrinth of madness that used to be the basement. Rent is $7,000 a month which we feel is very generous because of the square footage you would have (infinite).

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[nitrobishop]

this is still so funny. who the fuck were his sources

[conzoop]

Or as the french call it: Le'Enfant Yoda

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[cheddar-baby]

Bark for me dog

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[theweirdwideweb]

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[internetfeet]

Started reading some books in Nancy Drew Files and I gotta say, theyre corny and cheesy as heck, but I love them. Have a redraw of "The Suspect Next Door"

[persianmom]

[valtsv]

trips and falls and cracks my head open but it's filmed like a pantyshot

[felipeiv]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid