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20/F/Bi stuck in fandom hell <3 Shitty fan artist- all shitty art is my own unless otherwise specified Find me on insta: @makkachina

[bisexualdisasster]

Why don’t I have a wife already???

being single this long wasn’t a part of my Plan™️

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Today’s mood is

shotgunning two (2) mango vodka sodas at 3:43pm and taking the coldest bath my house will allow

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me: Gordon Ramsay Wants What I Have

also me: *melts a Kraft Single on sum saltine crackers and calls it nachos*

[randomshitmysisterdoes]

I think I’m sexually attracted to dumplings

- my idiot sister

[randomshitmysisterdoes]

I saw a really cute girl tonight. At a LESBIAN bar. Couldn’t even look her in the eye. I finished my drink and left

- a cowardly bisexual female

[bisexualdisasster]

Perfect example of my flirting skills

[randomshitmysisterdoes]

The other night in my dream the letter r was erased from existence

Also I beat children with whips and crawled in the dirt

- another of her strange dreams

[randomshitmysisterdoes]

Why do people hate watermeleon rinds so much?? It just tastes like grass

- a caption I got from her over Snapchat

[bisexualdisasster]

They’re so yummy. Crumchy.

[randomshitmysisterdoes]

What can I say, I’ve got a lot of holes that need to be filled

- she was talking about her ear piercings

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Self Care

is drinking alone at a family restaurant playing Pokémon go

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Wow it’s my face

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This is what sibling love looks like

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kokomiin]

nintendo switch criticism: why can’t the joycons just detach by themselves and magnetise into my hands so i don’t have to get up? nintendo really needs to catch up in this aspect of the industry

[kokomiin]

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[gjsxj0]

red

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A very sparkly elf ✨💫

[dappermouth]

me, gazing upon a newly completed drawing:  ahhh yes time to enjoy the sweet 30 minute interval before I start to hate everything about this