[bisexualescapism]

“you have my corpse is that not enough” sounds like a quote from some angsty possibly gothic romance novel when in reality its about me getting bullied for being 25 percent british

[dogpuppy]

[halles-comet]

I’ve been thinking about this for weeks

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it really is impossible to end a sex scene like Ok and then the goo did come out. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[tieflingkisser]

[bisexualescapism]

ok so why am i in a bar with the best vibes ive ever experienced, thats packed, everyone’s hot, sitting at a good table and the doctor who theme song starts blasting. and no one reacted

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[charl0ttan]

bro 1: hey bro, thanks for having me over, you know i always love getting together for an afternoon. just what a guy needs after getting worked to the bone all day, y'know?

bro 2: hey bro, i hear that. but you know what would go even better with this afternoon of dalliance between two buddies?

*both bros, in unison while looking towards the camera* SUBHUMANIZING THE OUTGROUP!!!

[al-ssahan-deactivated20260425]

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[dogpuppy]