[bisexualescapism]

“you have my corpse is that not enough” sounds like a quote from some angsty possibly gothic romance novel when in reality its about me getting bullied for being 25 percent british

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[meatsound]

when i grow up i wanna be the guy designing magazine covers in vampire the masquerade

[godkissedme]

ice on grass / jennifer bolande

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[dogpuppy]

[vivitur-moritur]

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

[xylophonetangerine]

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

[yayculture]

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

[ispyspookymansion]

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Francis Bacon

Man Drinking, 1955⁠

Oil on canvas.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

BORING! BANAL! PREDICTABLE! CLICHÉ! AND WORST OF ALL… PROFOUNDLY UNCHIC!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[vamptits]

is Travis gay as well or is he oblivious to her awesome and undeniable subversions of heterosexual marriage. just so I can get a grasp on the situation and all

[killrockstar]

a man wanting to fuck you is the worst thing that could ever happen

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried