Tyler

If you are going to follow this blog please be warned: it is a mess Please follow my other account bitvhpleaseiwill as I have stopped this one.

[babyanimalgifs]

my ice cream looks kinda weird

[bitchpleaseiwill]

I am sick of people trying to make excuses for abuse. Any type of it. I'm done with people saying, 'don't you remember the good times'. Just because we have had good times, doesn't make up for someone being shitty.

I'm rather upset with people thinking one type of abuse is worse than another. I call that bullshit. No type of abuse is worse than another. No one should be pushed away when they say 'I'm basically being emotionally abused' and another person says 'yeah, but, it could be worse.'

Please. For the sake of my sanity and everyone else's. Stop.

[idk-a-cool-username]

Just dance but it’s Broadway music and you dance to the show’s actual choreography

[loving-jack-kelly]

Hey uh Katherine is a lesbian and Sarah is trans and bi and Jack Kelly is trans and bi and Crutchie is gay and ace and Race is gay and Spot is gay and Romeo is pan and Specs is pan and even if you don’t agree with every single one of these headcanons I think we can all agree that none of the newsies are cishet thanks and goodnight.

[vextis]

By the way..

Bi girls who’ve never been with a girl are still bi.

Bi boys who have never been with a boy are still bi.

People who are bi are bi despite your prerequisites.

[alyssaandemma]

‘i ship javid!’

'but i hate katherine she didn’t need to be put into the story and isn’t important also gets in the way of MY😍😍😍😍GAYS😍😍😍😍’

[striderepiphany]

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

[lerios]

Perfect couples don’t exi-

[crunchie-morris]

Does anyone else have this insecurity where you consider people friends, but you don’t know if they consider you a friend? Like, my super close friends, the ones I talk to every day, I don’t have doubts about, but like my friends in theatre or ones I just see at school, etc., like…do they think of me as a friend?? Like, I almost get the temptation to be like, “Hey, are we friends??” But that would be weird because if we are friends, why would I question it, and if we aren’t, then why do I think we are???

[uuchiha]

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

[alyssaandemma]

[fabulousbatman]

my favorite new trend is people posting bootlegs on youtube with inconspicuous titles

[shitwaitno]

My grandparents left their home country as children when they heard the whispering of antisemitism starting in their home town. They got out and fled to America so I and future generations could be safe from persecution and mass murder. Only 2 generations ago.

And now America is becoming that country that they probably would have fled.

If you are not resisting, you are part of the problem.

And yes, I want non-Jews to reblog

[vulture-jack]

I have this theory that if they had given the emoji guy like the simple dot emoji eyes then he wouldn’t be as inherently hateable what do you guys think

[nostr8answer-aka-lupin-things-d]

“ #this would make the porn worse tho “

it would make the WHAT worse,

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

[thesylverlining]

Walk in on parents having a heated debate.

Am worried for a bit. Are they fighting?

Realize parents are having a heated debate on whether or not goats can climb trees.

Immediately side with mom, because I know goats can fuckin climb fucking ANYTHING because I remember the “crave that mineral” meme with the goat on the vertical cliff face apparently levitating to achieve the mineral it craves.

who fuckin says the internet never taught me anything

Dad has to leave to go back to work. Leaves convinced that no, goats can’t climb trees, they’re goats, they stay on the ground.

Once he’s gone, youtube search “Moroccan Tree Goats.” Find self-explanatory video of several goat up in a fuckin tree like some Dr. Seuss shit.

Mom looks at me like it’s the proudest she’s ever been of me in her life, including my university graduation

She emails it to him. At work. My dad will get a video of Moroccan goats screaming in a tree at his place of business, with the subject line “I TOLD YOU SO.”

Mom triumphantly yells to the empty house, “THIS IS WHY PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE THOUGHT GOATS WERE THE DEVIL.”

Another ordinary day in my house.

[caketown-deactivated20210401]

‘This is why people in the Bible thought goats were the devil’ is a really solid explanation when you see how goats defy the laws of physics.

[ask-the-lower-manhattan-newsies]

Paint Fight headcannons

-Jack’s painting some sets for Medda -Davey tags along -“now just, sit there and don’t touch nothin’” -“alright jack” -jack starts painting -Davey is like “wow holy biceps okay” -jack is in hardcore concentration -Davey picks up a paint brush he doesn’t realize has paint on it and twirls it -he drops it -paint gets ALL OVER Jack -Jack is like “Davey…” -“oh my god Jack I’m sorry” -Jack flings paint at Davey and laughs -a paint war erupts -Davey and Jack are cackling because they’re both covered in paint -they both think the other one looks hella cute -Medda comes in -“jack, I’m not paying you to fling paint at Davey!” -“sorry ms. medda”

(Not all the headcannons are going to be post cannon. Some will be modern headcannons!)