Im Like, A COOL Mom

*fingerguns*

[justiceleaque]

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

[exvind]

This is the Batman we need to see more often. The one who remembers what it was like to be a scared child, one who knows how to handle situations delicately.

[valwing]

One of the reason why I love batman so much. He is portrayed as a very careful and guarded man. But he is probably the most human out of anyone. It’s why he is the knight that gotham deserves. 

[jenstansfield-deactivated201712]

Re: that last panel - 

Batman, when he’s written correctly, is an extremely compassionate person. 

[ren-of-rationality]

I always feel the need to reblog this because it’s definitely something I feel was lost in the Nolan films. 

[kakaphoe]

The thing about Bruce is he believes he is not a good man, but he is.

[generalblogging]

“I’m stepping a little closer now, okay?”

That sentence means so much

[d0cpr0fess0r]

I always see this post without the follow up, which is my favorite part

[punsbulletsandpointythings]

To quote Red from OSP - “Can you imagine your Batman comforting a scared child? If yes, congratulations, that’s a genuine Batman! If no, you haven’t written Batman, you’ve just written Punisher in a funny hat.”

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

!!!

[ebaybumpstock]

people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

[thebootydiaries]

People:*laughing three blocks away from me*

Me:It's me. They're laughing at me…

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[guerrillatech]

[funnytwittertweets]

[onedirectionforever]

when did tumblr die in ur opinion?

when they banned porn

[bitchqueenofall]

You’re not wrong

[comradekatara]

zuko rly thought the avatar was 100 years old, and he was still fully prepared to fucking kidnap him. imagine if that had actually gone down like zuko thought it would. you’re a fully-realized avatar and you’ve been hiding out for over a century and all of a sudden you get approached by this 13 year old kid who’s like “WHATS GOOD I’VE GOT NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND I’M READY TO FIGHT GOD” 

[mzminola]

#i would simply adopt him #there’s no other choice in this situation [tags via professorsparklepants]

[spectraspecs-writes]

Nah see iroh would walk up to Aang and be like “listen, you ever had kids? humor the boy, I’ll make you some tea.” And Aang never changes so he’d be like “dope free tea this should be fun” and ends up passing wisdom on to Zuko whether he likes it or not, and doing shenanigans to make the trip to the fire nation take twice as long. At one port he escapes and finds another old man and says hey wanna prank a teen and this old dude is like hell yeah, what do I have to do? so Aang’s like imma give you some sick tattoos an zuko is like you know what let’s just bring them both but it turns out the other old dude is king bumi.

[shieldmaiden19]

Pretty soon there’s a flock of old men trailing Prince Zuko like ducklings, straight up to the Fire Nation Palace to dethrone the Fire Lord

[weaver-z]

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

[fluffmugger]

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is ‘eat shit and die’ energy

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[cuntycassandra]

OK SO LIKE YOU READ RWRB BUT I NEVER HEARD YOUR FAVORITE LINE SO PLEASE SHARE

I HAVE THREE AND THEY ARE ALL CRACK AS FUCK

(Grammar who)

“Bisexuality is truly a rich and complex tapestry.”

“I am the First Son of the United States, and I’m bisexual. History will remember us.”

“I don’t give a damn what Joanne has to say, Remus John Lupin is gay as the day is long, and I won’t hear a word against it.”

Hope I have provided for you my dear 😌

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[keeper0fthestars]

[bubbabarnes-deactivated20210124]

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[jeffreydeanneganstrash-deactiva]

The accuracy of this post tho.

[spokenitalics]

jurassic park but it's tiny elephants and nothing goes wrong 🥺

[cipheramnesia]

same score but played entirely on kazoos

[my-mausoleum-deactivated2021122]

Scenes from Red, White, and Royal Blue that need to be in the movie adaptation

Alex going to England to call Henry an “Obtuse fucking asshole”

The lesbians chasing Christians in DC on bikes

Zahra trying to push Alex into a punch bowl

Henry knee sliding across the stage singing Queen

Pez trying to buy June exotic birds

Ellen and her PowerPoint

Amy stabbing someone in the knee with a crochet needle

June dumping her milkshake all over a frat guy

Cash in a pink feather boa

Alex calling the stables a “white people sex dungeon”

Bea poring tea into Philips lap, then saying it was the cocaine

Pez being so drunk that Bea had to put him in a bathtub

Henry singing God Save The Queen to try and make his boner go away

Henry calling Mr. Wobbles a bastard

Alex calling Liam to ask if he was bi

This wasn’t even in the book, but someone punching Richards in his stupid fucking face

[valtsv]

Megamind was a murderer and a dictator and a catfisher but go off.

i didnt know hal the incel camera guy had a tumblr

[ruaken]

Megamind never actually succeeded at any crime he attempted and his most used weapon was a "freeze" ray that could be reversed by rain/sprinkler/any water with zero negative side effects and when he actually achieved authority over others he was so bored and disillusioned with it he set off a plan to overthrow himself did anon even watch the movie or

[adeadlemonliving]

[twohomessidebyside]

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