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[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bamsara]

Finally, I can share my illustration for the @cotl-yoa zine!

I worked wayyy too long on this, repeatedly going back to change things, but I'm happy with how it came out. The Lamb is making wishes :). I wonder what they're wishing for...

Tumblr kills image quality, so HD download is here, and speedpaint below:

[fairycosmos]

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[devondespresso]

Simon eats shit (Act 1) [colorized - 2026]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

[fruityfinch]

This one is my favourite. It’s subtle. It’s contemplative. This cat has so much to consider

[brockpkmn-deactivated20221115]

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

[ajthebumblebee]

Some actual safety tips for teenagers:

1. Have proof they're a teenager first. More than just a picture, have a video call with them.

2. If you want to meet up with them, have your parents or a trusted adult come with you. Even if they are a proven teenager, its still good to have supervision in case any issues happen.

3. If you are talking to an adult, and they start being sexual in any way, you run the fuck away. It doesn't matter if they're 40 or 20. An adult inherently has a power dynamic that teenagers do not. And its up to the adult to act responsible about it. There's exceptions of course, if you're 16 and dating an 18 year old, that's not a problem, we're not talking about that.

4. Being in a server with adults or ran by adults is not inherently bad. Talking to adults is not inherently a problem, and will likely happen in any number of Discord servers. It is only an issue when they are acting sexual and show predatory behavior.

5. Look out for grooming behavior. It can be difficult, because at first it seems like innocuous behavior, like complimenting or giving gifts. Especially if you feel lonely and have low self esteem. And groomers actively target people like that.

If they start trying to isolate you, talk sexual with you, state they depend on you for emotional needs, blame you for their own actions, try to be secretive about the relationship- Then you need to talk to people you trust, block the perpetrator, and call the police on them.

6. If this does happen to you, remember this: It is not your fault. Even if you didn't listen to a single thing listed here, it is not your fault. It is the fault of the adults who knew better, and didn't care. It's not your fault.

[tomboyjessie13]

To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and don’t fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.

[retrograde-raven]

While digging around the storyboards of Iron Lung this clip for the intro showing AT-5 and the blood ocean caught my attention. First of all the design is harrowing, evoking the imagery seen later of the Red Eye in the Void.

From these images (brightened and contrast reduced to see the full sphere beyond the terminator) and area calculations we can tell the ocean only covers 3.6% of the surface and the 'moon' has an atmosphere, one that's a similar color to our nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere. In order to accommodate the ~100C surface temperature required for the blood ocean it would need both significant temperature and significant gravity to maintain such a warm atmosphere without a sun.

The remainder of the surface seems to be solid but very reflective, perhaps a metal of some kind which would add significant mass required for gravity and atmosphere and reflect heat back into itself. Another possible factor could be an extreme rate of rotation which would increase temperature and lessen perceived gravity at the equator but contribute to shedding of atmosphere much faster (but as they've likely only been around since the quiet rapture we may not have to worry about the atmosphere shedding any significant amount). @dessathealien I could easily see your white hole being located at the center of this Eye-like ocean and the way it parallels the being seen in the void is uncanny.

@negative-pressure-ventilator confirmed the map in the film uses meters for scale, and is 600x600m for the initial scan. The extended map for the cave system goes out to x:1100 and up to Y:950, the blood ocean has a diameter of at least 1km but likely much more.

I'm a bit too tired to do more calculations about this tonight but I wanted to get it out there for other people to look at!

[negative-pressure-ventilator]

Tacking on some of the AT-5 calculations I've had sitting in my notes:

Assuming that the temperature of the Blood Ocean is similar to the average human body temp (37°C/98°F), the minimum atmospheric pressure of AT-5 would be about about 7.1 kiloPascals or 0.07% the density of Earth's atmosphere. Any lower and the ocean would boil at 37°C. If Deadlymelodic's design for AT-5 is canon (and god I hope it is the eye imagery is fucking perfect) and the atmosphere is that visible from space, then I'd lean towards the atmosphere being a bit denser, maybe 30-50% the density of Earth's atmosphere.

Without the gravitational acceleration to work with or any reference for scale, it's difficult to say exactly what the size and density of AT-5 is. If we were to say that the Blood Ocean has a diameter of 1 km and that AT-5 has the same gravitational constant of Earth, then some very very rough math gives us a mass of like... 4.08x10^11?? The circumference would be like 17km though which is INSANE, so I think it's safe to say that the Blood Ocean is a whole lot bigger than 1km.

So many variables, so few answers.

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

Holy shit.

I fucking love sci-fi interplanetary pseudoscience. One of my favorite video games of all time is No Man's Sky.

Oh man, I wish I was smart enough to do these kinds of deep-dives myself. I'm fantastic at character stuff but when it comes to things like this, I get lost.

You guys are explaining this in a way that is so much easier to understand. I'm geeking out right now.

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom

[littleguysdaily]

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if I wrote a dystopian novel where the corrupt evil megacorporation that controls society has a fucking smirk for a logo, my editor would tell me to use a less heavy-handed metaphor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet

[twinkiefairy]

I love this because if I were to write a literary novel in the Western cannon that described the image of an apple with a chunk bitten off, any high school English student would tell you it is a Bible reference meant to represent the source of all evil and downfall of humanity and YET 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[s1r3n-slacks]

Today I discovered that melting ice makes a sound— it cracks, pops, fizzes and hisses like demonic Rice Krispies. Apparently it has to do with pressurized air bubbles and fractures from expansion, but this leads to a question which National Geographic already answered for me:

Which is similarly heavy handed but also extremely freaking metal

[daily-weasel]

[mammalidentifier]

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

[professorsparklepants]

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

[feminist-space]

[official-lucifers-child]

the wemther brothers

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[teaboot]

I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

[teaboot]

^guy who didn’t know I could do that

[roostingwindow]

Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days

[teaboot]

HOLY SHIT MY BOY

[kaioty-summer]

Hey, did y'all see this?

I saw this when running newpipe. But wait, it gets deeper. I clicked on the details buttons and it said as of today, we have 83 days left until Google rolls out this new requirement for apps inside and outside of the google play store. If any developer disagrees with their new terms and fees, they will be blocked!

I'll share some of the info below:

Looks like they're trying to nuke the remaining privacy and freedoms we have left on the internet.

What to do?

-Get your developer friends to not comply to their new guides

- Sign the open letter on the site and take action by checking out the full resources list on their website as well!

To summarize, this is all daunting especially when you feel all alone with unfair and inhumane regulations comming out faster than improvements but we got this working together!

Share the link with your friends, family and anyone who will listen!

Your phone is about to stop being yours. In September 2026, Google will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with them.

[yellowmagicalgirl]

If you're in the US, I created a petition to make it easier to contact senators and congressmen.

Google Wants To Control Our Phones

Join 1 people. Google is trying to make people hand over government id in order to make an Android app. If they don't, then that app can't b

If you're not in the US, see if your country is listed here for whom to contact.

[maculategiraffe]

isn't school such an interesting concept. not just communal childcare, obviously lots of animals do that for efficiency, but the idea that we as humans, who already I think have the longest childhood of any mammal, need to dedicate the bulk of a child's waking hours for at least twelve years just to catching them up on what information we have gathered so far about this whole life on planet earth deal.

plus which we are constantly finding out more stuff. and the more we find out the more impossible the task becomes, of ever catching anybody up before they die of old age anyway. no wonder we are all so crazy all the time