non-commital shruggy face

she/they, lesbian, autistic returning to my roots after the death of tiktok and re-curating my dashboard. DC (mostly batfam)/9-1-1/taylor swift/stray kids/d&d/inexplicably, still, supernatural low-key heart broken at having to change the bio I’ve had since 2013 but maybe I’ll actually post stuff this time around!

[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[hollandar]

Hudson Williams, #1 Shane Understander

I think Shane was a character who, soon as I read him, made all the sense to me. I felt immediately a kinship and an ownership over Shane. I was like, “I need to be the only person to tell this story. I get it. I want to be the person to be Shane and I want to spend time with him.” [x]

(sources below)

PANEL 1 Out

PANEL 2 (fear/desire) The Permanent Rain Press

PANEL 3 (vegas bathroom) Numero Netherlands

PANEL 4 (tears) Harper's Bazaar

PANEL 5 (ilya inverse) Teen Vogue Image: [x]

PANEL 6 (additions) (4 gifs) Numero Netherlands Entertainment Weekly

PANEL 7 (good job) Them

PANEL 8 (dichotomy) eTalk CTV CBC News Images: [x] [x] [x]

PANEL 9 (cottage home) Variety

PANEL 10 (heart eyes) Timid

PANEL 11 (evolution) Much Image: [x]

PANEL 12 (yuna) Variety

PANEL 13 Timid Numero Netherlands Out Image: [x]

[radawaycuntt]

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

[chelmnik]

crazy how clint eastwood by gorillaz is like, certainly amongst the top 100 songs of the noughties considering it is, on paper, a song by a fake cartoon band where del tha funkee homosapien raps about how he’s a ghost possessing the band’s fake cartoon drummer over a beat which is literally a yamaha keyboard’s dub preset

[hyunpic]

you all heard about girl math, now let’s give it up for hyune math.

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[rhubabby]

take me to snurch (snail church)

[dragongirlglasses]

happy 10 years to snurch

[rhubabby]

oh do not do this to me

[thebelchers]

[gengario]

i bring an “excluded since childhood” vibe to the function

[dear-ao3]

the absolute audacity that paper towel companies posses utterly grinds my fucking gears. why are you incapable of telling me how many paper towels you are trying to sell me? what is this 3 mega equals 6 ultra equals 12 regular bs? what even is a regular roll of paper towels? there is no industry standard! this is all a marketing scheme! just tell me how many paper towels you are selling me!

[april]

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

[homobeast]

oh what the hell, add another basil leaf! i’m not driving

[criminalizegolf]

any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

[stranglerfigpudding]

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

[likedaylighht]

Look if I’m addicted to tumblr so be it bc at least I’m not addicted to tiktok

[the-grollican]

im cringe but im not even free, which is total bullshit

[knownqueerbaiter]

okay sorry to dig up the horse that died like 2 months ago to beat it again but i just think that any single, attempting-to-be-definitive answer as to why women like M/M romances (“it’s fetishization!” “no, it’s an escape from misogyny!” etc etc) is ultimately going to fail. because believe it or not, women are in fact not a monolith