[weirdplutoprince]

Every NPC in deltarune like

[fangwhoria]

i am once again thinking about the fact that they used so much fake blood on hannibal that mold started growing on the bottom of the sets. like that means something right

[fangwhoria]

something something this place is rotting from the weight of the blood spilled here etc etc

[niebatal]

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

daddy is coming home again kids

[utopians]

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

[donkyetra-deactivated20220511]

yall being filthy frank was giving him fucking seizures holy shit

[novac]

? Ok

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I love the implication that he was trapped in some sort of filthy frank curse that could only be broken by making sad bart edit music

[comradekatara]

never getting over the fact that zuko would dress up as his favorite character from his favorite opera to go and rob ppl with swords. cannot imagine a gayer activity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my local library doesn't have a maximum book checkout limit and I am about to make them regret this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: I checked out 36 books & put in hold requests for 26 more. the librarian who checked me out didn't even flinched, just said it's "nice to see more people reading." these people are fucking bonkers please quadruple local library budgets

[beesandwasps]

There is precisely one situation in which librarians hate you for checking out a lot of books. It’s when you wait until the library is closing and haul up a huge load of stuff to check out, so everybody has to wait to go home. Otherwise? Librarians love to see you check stuff out. Heck, grab a few things on your way to the checkout desk that you don’t even want, that’s great. Higher circulation justifies higher budgets.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This is Very Good Info to know!!!

[teuer]

[luobingmeis]

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

[luobingmeis]

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

[valtsv]

how to train your dragon should have a pg-13 cut not because i want it to be darker and edgier but because hiccup should be allowed to say fuck when his dad says he can kill dragons literally the moment he decides that he doesn't want to kill dragons anymore

[valtsv]

[peachdoxie]

@kingofthewilderwest

[sexhaver]

if i was born a few years earlier i would be a youtube engineer making shit that violates the geneva convention in my garage and if i was born a few years later id be posting thirst traps on tiktok. but instead im trapped here with yall

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know how much you guys love getting vital news through memes so even though i didn’t have a joke ready i whipped this up for all of you

[bluesturngold]

the story is extremely sketchy and based on claims made by former cops who presented no evidence other than just saying they figured out it was him. no dna matching, a bunch of coincidences and a handful of people convinced this terrible dude they knew was secretly the zodiac killer. also worth noting, the original interview was given to fox news, which has a very strained relationship with factual reporting.

also worth noting which news outlets have picked up the story:

when you see fox news, the new york post, the sun, and TMZ, you need to be extremely skeptical, because none of them have a strong track record of factual reporting, and the latter three are more in the realm of sensationalist tabloids than legitimate news outlets

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

[dragonkyng]

[librarycard]

i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him

[senatortedcruz]

touching grass is not enough i need to be shot

[kellykline]

i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever

[min8taur]

huh.wh. huh