BlackTigr

[dittydipity]

claire: those look great! are they all 1 gram like i asked?

brad:

[strawburrycowpillowpet]

Claire from the BA test kitchen: I’m fairly confident as to how this is gonna go. I think I know what I’m doing for this one.

me, knowing there’s 40 more minutes in the video: :)

[blacktigr]

Exactly

It

[tallmadge]

brad leone cant speak english moodboard

[blacktigr]

too much joisey

[blacktigr]

[blacktigr]

The more aliens get swayed by Peter Quill and his awesome mixtapes, the more I’m convinced that Rob Reid’s ‘Year Zero’ would totally be canon in the Marvel universe.

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[alex-guerin]

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

[ralkana]

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

[sweetlyminiaturesublime]

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[araceil]

“Don’t you shout at me” to the till whenever I don’t hit the right button and it beeps shrilly at me.

[baronfulmen]

Report: humans seem to believe that inanimate objects possess a spirit of some sort, and will often address them thinking the item will hear and understand. This makes our previous observations about the joy they experience when blowing things up quite disturbing.

[blacktigr]

Now thinking about all those videos of people deliberately melting these sorts of objects and even slow-mo to see them subject to a searing hot flame even closer....I am officially disturbed.

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[blacktigr]

Alexa, play “Mind Heist” by Zack Hemsey.

[wikketkrikket]

So you know this scene…

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

EDIT: this is getting so many notes ahaha my sister who came up with this is not on Tumblr but you can find her as Radar_girl on Ao3!

[blacktigr]

If this is what his streaming series is about (and him just in general messing with the other avengers), then just take my money NOW Disney!

[blacktigr]

Thinking, what if someone was a big walking dead fan in the MCU and they went under for surgery and woke up after the big snap to a mostly empty hospital.

Looks around in hallways filled with dust: “...............................................but where can I find a horse and a cowboy hat?”

[blacktigr]

Are you sure Tony? Did it really do nothing for his ass?

Or did it do

ALL THE THINGS!

[blacktigr]

When my family is always asking why I moved away from our old neighborhood and DO NOT want to move back

And then I see some shit on the local news over there about some bitch stabbin’ someone with a friggin’ squirrel!

[blacktigr]

Time for an actual long post

My friend and I went to see Endgame yesterday morning. We had booked our tickets almost a week and a half in advance as a precautionary measure and were even able to get them free with his points. As we made our way to the theater, from separate directions, it looked like I was gonna arrive there first so I asked for the booking ID so I could get them printed up while waiting. I arrived there just before him and tried putting it in but the automated ticket courier wasn’t recognizing it. I tried using the bar code and still nothing. Then when he arrived, we tried with his membership card but it still wouldn’t recognize the receipt. We worried that something had happened to our tickets and that we might be forced to actually buy them again, if they even had any left for that day. Thankfully the people at the services booth told us to just show the usher the receipt and he let us right in.

When we got to our auditorium, we saw there were one of those bins you put your 3D glasses in when you’re done with them. We thought, ‘.......ok odd....but I guess they just have them in all of the auditoriums now to make it more convenient instead of having to move them around every day.’ We brushed it off and found our seats. Then the trailers were about to start when an announcement came on saying to put on your 3D glasses now and we just looked at each other

Him: “......wait.....this isn’t supposed to be a 3D showing....right?”

Me: “nnnnnoooo.......the one I chose was specifically for regular non-3D...this can’t be right.”

We both find 3D to be a bit overwhelming so we normally don’t watch movies in that. But sure enough the first trailer comes on and it’s in 3D.

Him: “*insert nervous laughter* I guess I better go grab us some glasses.”

I’m guessing that’s why the system didn’t recognize our tickets. Even on the receipt it mentioned nothing about 3D. And this is actually the 2nd time Cineplex has pulled the rug out from under us. Last year with Black Panther, we had looked up the showings a few days prior and kept an eye on them until we got to the theater. They had changed them that morning so that the one we were going to see wasn’t a regular non-3D showing. It changed to a 3D AVX showing (they’re most expensive offering). But at least this time we didn’t have to pay for their attempt to jack every ticket price up.

[blacktigr]

My friend and I sat between two sets of kids so while I was a sobbing mess the kid next to me was just looking at me like:

But at least during the last big fight I was all “YEH YEH YEH GET IT!!” pumping my fist and he just gave me this:

[blacktigr]

My friend and I leaving the theater trying to figure out which changes to the timeline are fixed and which ones are permanent.

[biscuitsarenice]

She Came Prepared The Daily Politics presenter was chatting to Charlotte and Henrietta about banning unhealthy food in schools.

[chubphlosion-deactivated2016060]

She came for him

[cloudfreed]

“well maybe when you were my age you were a dumb piece of shit”

[darkphoenixsaga]

I CANNOT

[drst]

Heroines.

[silversoulwithlove]

Iconic

[processintegrated]

that explains why his generation is working so hard to destroy the fucking planet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

that head nod/eyebrow tilt combo in the last gif is the single most lethal fucking thing I have ever seen in my life

[blacktigr]

headtilt translated: “’Wisest Generation?’ ...Really, Neil?”

[blacktigr]

When you start a new playthrough and a Dark Brotherhood Assassin and a Thalmor execution squad come after you at level 8!!

[blacktigr]