Welp, I broke my fiancé.
@firebluevixen we are playing Pokémon Sun and Moon next to each other and we were discussing on what we wanted to do to Eevees and I meant to say; “if you get an Eevee and a Ditto could you breed the Eevee and send it to me?”
What came out was; “If you get an Eevee and a dildo…”
Lol good job.


















