[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[shyfrog-says]

[the-president-of-neopets]

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

[carby]

CO level: Severe

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[tpwrtrmnky]

The satirical research field "parachute use to prevent death and major trauma" is such a goldmine. The two major publications

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/

and

https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094

are pretty much perfect satire of the way pseudo-skeptics dismiss domain experts and demand "hard evidence" in the form of exclusively flawless double-blind controlled studies, while clearly demonstrating that they have no idea what that entails, or what the limitations of RCTs are.

[anarchqueen]

wild way to say "kill yourselves"

[tpwrtrmnky]

But the randomized control trial that was actually performed (second link) found no evidence that parachutes prevent mortality! (because they could only recruit people willing to jump off small, landed aircraft)

[ramshacklefey]

Okay wait how did you leave out:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a medical intervention justified by observational data must be in want of verification through a randomised controlled trial.

[ramshacklefey]

Salt levels critical.

The relevance to parachute use is that individuals jumping from aircraft without the help of a parachute are likely to have a high prevalence of pre-existing psychiatric morbidity. Individuals who use parachutes are likely to have less psychiatric morbidity and may also differ in key demographic factors, such as income and cigarette use. It follows, therefore, that the apparent protective effect of parachutes may be merely an example of the “healthy cohort” effect.

[digitalisnarcissus]

I was kind of skimming like what's going on here, how did they- and then I got to fig. 2

Fig. 2 Representative study participant jumping from aircraft with an empty backpack. This individual did not incur death or major injury upon impact with the ground.

Ohhhhh.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

starting to think we won't be able to cock and ball torture these extreme mood swings under control

[wizardpostsdotorg]

my clit is such an important part of my life.. shes like a brother to me

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[impulsivelycontentious]

Broccoli. I'm not even a lesbian (some of you will get that reference). It;s just pretty! It gets covered in this spray of little cheerful yellow flowers.

[bgm05]

[theotherendcomics]

support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/theotherend

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[dogpuppy]

[monamoni]

Giant Otter

[h00pqueen]

Me, who has only seen sea otters and river otters: what the hell kind of a thing is that??

[miratula]

brienne of tarth

ive been wanting to draw book brienne for soooo long shes one of my fave…jaime you’re so lucky

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[tall]

[fandanglefrogfarts]

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

[gauntletqueen]

Looks down and smiles lovingly at my boobs

[breakbeatbun]

Looks up and smiles smilingly at your boobs

[slasholantern]

Looks at the cave wall and smiles allegorically at the shadow of your boobs