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[maeborowski]

its not a greentext but can we all agree the capra demon post is the best 4chan post

[sharkle]

which post?

[maeborowski]

[thotkumi]

[jinkisaragi]

[anata-no-haha-wa-baishunfu]

[le-pokerus]

[maburito]

[shadowkixx]

Ultra Necrozma: *exists* that Seaking:

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

[death-420]

Santa claus is coming to ringoland babey

[paper-mario-wiki]

i dont really care for dragon quest but im watching a whole bunch of japanese reactions to the recent direct and i love their reactions to the hero in smash. its makin me smile so much.

[paper-mario-wiki]

also something i discovered is that Japanese people are making compilations of english-speaking people reacting to the Banjo reveal and the comments are all like “wow I didnt know that Banjo and Kazooie were so popular! im happy for everyone excited for them!”

it’s really sweet how everyone is happy that everyone got what they wanted.

[elizabethbathoryofficial]

More Fate/Shenanigans feat. @hellasugoiyo

[chu-chulainn]

has this been done

[reactionfaces]

[itsnoodle]

[reactionfaces]

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

[shikseh]

[raccoonfootproductions]

[urbanuppercut]

[xoturkohai-deactivated20200225]

[dourtrent8144]

[a-titty-ninja]

[nero-draco]

Reblog if you agree to go to the gym with Kintoki.

[teathattast]

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[lizardsister]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[fmanime]

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

[fmanime]

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

[ink7blot]

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

[comrade-hozier]

@dalethesjtoddler

[cappucino-commie]

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

[captainlordauditor]

This post was written by Roy Mustang

[ebonyheartnet]

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”

[shitty-fate-merch-daily]

STELLA!!! 

This is the howl of a soul filled with hatred!

LA GRONDEMENT DU HAINE

Writhe in agony!

ZABANIYA!

It’s time for a duel! Go ahead, you can draw first, cause I’m faster. Fire!!

It would please me if you died… Multicolored Poison - Shinpen Kidoku

Oh flag of mine, protect our comrades! 

Luminosite Eternelle

I follow a path beyond love and hate! Enfer Château d'If!

Fly, Maanna! Gate Open! Hehe, you should be honored! Behold my full strength! Annhiliate them!  

An Gal Ta Ki Gal Se!

This sword is a replica of the sun. Its flame shall cleanse all the impurity of this world. Excalibur Galatine!

All power is my power! The authority of government, The steel of oppression, The terror of domination. Chariot My Love!

GOLDEN DRIVE 

GOOD NIGHT…

You need more height! I am the flame! 

Xiuhcoatl Charteada!

Look on my works, ye Mighty! And kneel before me! The sun descends here, in our unlimited brilliance!    Ramesseum Tentyris!

Bind together, open up, and drown in my embrace♡

LEGEND OF DRACULA: THE SUCCESSION OF BLOOD

Shirou, please! Heave-ho. The goddesses residing within me, lend me your power.                                                                        Howl, my Friend, my Strength! 

GOLDEN WILD HUNT!!

I will purge all that is toxic, all that is harmful! For as long as I have this power, I shall lead everyone to happiness! Nightingale Pledge!

Judgment is upon you. Behold the crushing might of my Sword of Rupture —Behold ENUMA ELISH!

That which heals all wounds and grudges, our glorious homeland. Manifest yourself, Lord Camlot!

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

[such-justice-wow]

This is pretty insulting to video game writers (and others)

There’s just this annoying undercurrent of viewing modern media types as being lesser in this post.

Why are you surprised modern humans can still write good lines? Good writing didn’t die in the 1800s for gods sake.