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#best

official-gerardway

https://ift.tt/2JJsDOS

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toebeens

“poverty is a mindset. so stop being poor. pull yourself up by the bootstraps.” Ena I’m in literal tears from this, this is so fucking funny.

#video

omghotmemes

Gotta make money somehow

mikeyjamesk

silverfrapp

spideyjlaw

what is Jake on & how do I get my hands on it? ugh his mind

venusparker

me ranting about my niche interests while my best friend tries to keep up

#video

dankmemeuniversity

beardgame-loves-yall-deactivate

I need to try this with the next person who gives me low ball offers

knifefightscene

this is so sexy no more clown

allthestoriescantbelies

are you fucking kidding me

carlottagiudicellivevo

#no you have to watch

NO YOU REALLY DO

flamelscross

WAIT

OMFG

IS THAT SHIRLEY BASSEY

laughingacademy

This is what happens if you cross the ballroom scene in “Labyrinth” with a Bond film opening credits sequence and set the result to P!nk.

madamehardy

I want to take a vacation in this video. @gothiccharmschool

motorizedduck

I remember reading an interview with Shirley Bassey about doing this music video. She said that she had the biggest difficulty in delivering the line “I’ll be burning rubber, you’ll be kissing my ass” without laughing, because she’s never sung such strongly-worded lines before and she thought it was great. :D

ardatli

This is relevant to my aesthetic. Also, laughingacademy’s description is dead-on 100% perfection.

#video #music

striders

i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it

#caroline

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jigglyturk

Seemlessness

purple-beard

augustarambles

Their voice is so wonderful. I would really really enjoy listening to them read just about anything. Their diction and the exactitude with which they choose their words is so soothing and enthralling and I can’t stop listening to it.

#video

stimman4000

another service i am offering to help pay for my top surgery. pretty self explanatory. i will send you (or a person of your choosing) a letter designed to make you feel like you’re alone (but do not feel alone) in a dimly lit train station bathroom with flickering lights. each letter will be unique, handwritten, and completely original

-again, they will not include threats or any personal information about the recipient unless you want it in horoscope format, in which case you can provide a sign

-i will not send more than one letter per person, unless that person is you

-i’d prefer you don’t use this service if you know the person is gonna be super freaked out, but i think we have to operate on an honors system for this one

-the letter may be written on paper. it may also be written on the back of a receipt. or a cereal box. or a paper bag. this is entirely dependent on what i feel like doing. you can request something specific, but i may not have it on hand

-standard delivery

-if you want it delivered to outside of the us, you will also have to pay for delivery

-payment through venmo (sevenclrs) or cashapp

stimman4000

i’ll also send you one if you donate any amount to my gofundme & send me proof! also if you want a series of letters based off of an irl mystery i can do that too. also i’ve switched to typing them on an old typewriter so i dont kill my hands

wikdsushi-deactivated20201108

This is fucking awesome. Possibly the best fundraising method I've ever seen. :D

dykebrucespringsteen

it’s fun having words like “himbo” for men who are idiots and “thembo” for non-binary people who are idiots, but i’m really glad we don’t have a word like that for calling women idiots. that would be fucked up.