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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

mooncustafer

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

skeleton-richard

spacegay-yx

freshdonuts

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

spacedandelions

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

dingdongyouarewrong

as a Certified Germaphobe i really think the west should really adopt the trend of wearing face masks when they’re sick tbh

dingdongyouarewrong

shit fuck i’m so sorry i’m so sorry i’m so

thecommonchick

When someone disses your music taste but you see them tweeting about how much they love your fav artist months later

neothesamoyed

b i g y a w n

urgeddd

teacher: so who should i call on next

me:

reddiemercury

glitchygalaxy

“let me hide the body”

kleinoede

If that isn’t motherly love what is

jollyjoules

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

jumpingjacktrash

this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur

frnkieroismydaddy

QUEER IS AN IDENTITY, NOT A SLUR

lemonsharks

Put the Q back in LGBTQ+

moki-dokie

it’s not pride month but i will reblog the SHIT out of this any time. queer pride babeyyyyy

worldcircus

Snowstorm followed by a sand storm in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia. (SOURCE)

reallytallkid

Ice cream

tryclops

thinking about this exchange

whitepeopletwitter

weaselle

There was an arrest across the street from my place in Oakland one day – three cop cars with a bullhorn and guns out – and before I could even get out the gate there were a couple people posted up and one of them was filming and another one was narrating in a calm but very loud voice, just

“HE IS COOPERATING! HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY! HE IS DOING WHAT HE IS TOLD TO DO! HE IS HOLDING STILL! HIS HANDS ARE EMPTY! HE IS NOT BEING THREATENING! HE HAS PUT HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS HEAD AS ASKED! HE IS NOT RESISTING!”

and that was something I hadn’t thought to do before. It certainly let the cops know what the narrative of eye witnesses was going to be.

I especially liked “his hands are empty” because this statement would still be true and a witnessed reason the police should not become violent even if it turned out he had a weapon on his person somewhere.

lotrlocked

I see people in NYC stop and record a lot. Even if they are just being nosey, that’s still witnesses if shit goes down.

robphoton7

We must be vigilant. The New Solidarity. You might just save a fellow human being.

paddysnuffles

If you don’t feel comfortable with doing the narrating thing (which really is quite clever), even just standing around and blatantly staring actually legit helps immensely.

There are studies that show that even an image of someone looking can be effective to change people’s behaviours.

Sidenote: If you see a cop stopping an Indigenous person, the same protocol applies.

lizluvscupcakes

Stop and watch

fuckyeahgreatplays

Me, constantly

cannibalchicken

tiktoksthataregood-ish

consultingfujoshi

renthony

Where the fuck is my money, Joe?

What happened to “$2,000 out the door immediately,” Joe?

la-laborista-republiko

Where’s my fucking money Joe

zvaigzdelasas

Where’s my fucking money Joe

theproblematicblogger

Hey Joe, where’s my fucking money

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The COVID relief bill gonna pass the House later this week and they’ve set a prospective date for March 14 for it to pass Senate. It narrowly defeated the House Budget Committee yesterday because the Republicans are, again, being a problem and claiming it’s too much money, and it may have problems in the Senate because most legislation requires 60 votes. They can only pass it with a simple majority (50 plus Kamala Harris’s tiebreaker vote) if it is ruled as budget reconciliation, which they are making arguments for and against this week due to the clause that raises the minimum wage to 15 dollars nationwide.

Money allocation is a legislative decision, not an executive decision, and Joe Biden doesn’t come into the equation until the bill actually arrives on his desk. If you want your money, contact/threaten Republican Congressmen, since they’re the ones who are actually delaying the bill.