spooky bitch

my blog is just a bunch of random shit. sorry I'm not sorry

[hydro-homies]

Tony Hawk is at a weird level of fame.

[cabybapa]

[vile-things]

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

The vibe station…..

[kmspice]

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

[sharkpilot]

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

[bitchyblue]

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

[aceofsquiddles]

I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.

[aceofsquiddles]

reality is one of the hundred or so tabs i keep running at any given time

You get it!

[rockformed-old123]

why does this scene from a 1950s rumplestiltkin short make me laugh so hard

[lordtobiasbenevactor]

HHHHDJOCOYPYC

[pokemas-says]

[killin-the-machine]

Can’t believe murder is legal in Pokémon now

[absollnk]

Oh oh wow

[sloppystyle]

[zodiacgaytribe]

My last two brain cells

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOO

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

[patchoulism]

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

yea these exact fucking pictures

[leialovett-archive]

guy fieri dabbing with his sons??????

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

though neither blessed nor cursed, this image holds a tremendous amount of power, it cannot fall into the wrong hands

[kingchristianx]

Knowing that Guy Fieri has reproduced makes me uncomfy

[defender-of-fictional-women]

[hyperhedgehog]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

My lease says nothing about wild hogs

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

My landlords silence on wild hogs is deafening. Incidentally, so is the sound of swine thundering through a three storey apartment

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[blueboltkatana]

That's it guys, no more gender, go home

[evesbeve]

[transgendad]

it’s 2017 where is my live action canonically gay the road to el dorado remake

[possiblesword]

it’s 2019 and this is the only live action remake i’d tolerate, step the fuck up dreamworks

[nezu]

german emotions

[nezu]

i literally just reopen this website every once in a while to see if this post hit 100k notes yet

[valtsv]

introducing my newest original character, a prophet who doesn't believe in prophecies

[valtsv]

they just think they're really good at predicting stuff

[valtsv]

them, after the events they predicted based on cryptic symbolism in their dreams come to pass for the third time this week: i mean, what are the odds, right?

[valtsv]

(receiving a prophetic vision from an angelic emissary) what the FUCK was in that edible

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[ferretfyre]

Get Out (2017, Jordan Peele)

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[daftzilla]

But also not a hoarding problem

[gothshostakovich]

Whatever, man, solar eclipses aren’t nearly as cool as lunar eclipses. A lunar eclipse is at NIGHT and the MOON turns BLOOD RED and you don’t need dumb glasses to watch it. It’s goth as hell. Fuck the sun.

[dryadrobot]