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[uwupalace-deactivated20200529]

Friendly reminder from your local Zacharie

[pillowspace]

Sometimes having an OC is like "this character is an outlet for my insecurity and trauma" and sometimes it's like "this character is an outlet for my love of vampires :)". Sometimes it's both

[pillowspace]

Sometimes you think it's "this character is an outlet for my love and nothing more :)" and then you look it over later like "shit. product of the deepest depths of my soul again"

[unyieldingsilence]

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[pillowspace]

Sometimes it’s the unyielding silence

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Soda Bracket Semifinals

DR PEPPER VS SPRITE

DR PEPPER

SPRITE

Remaining time: 6 hours 24 minutes

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[zombblehh]

Shout out to the autistic who’s abilities have regressed as they’ve gotten older.

“You didn’t used to be like this when you were a kid.” I know please don’t remind me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[macbethheadband]

google search job ideas for failures

[kaban-bang]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[armandology]

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

[littlemissminu]

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

[littlemissminu]

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

[screenshotsofdespair]

[rabbitscreams]

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

[orcboxer]

I ain't gonna wade into the discourse waters, but I need to tell y'all that queer solidarity is a survival mechanism. I need y'all to know this because I want us all to make it. Don't isolate yourself from other queer folks, don't trust anyone who says other queers are "worse than conservatives" (actual post I saw earlier), and don't waste your energy on the Discourse™, because we only made it this far by banding together and trusting each other. Our struggles overlap and so does our movement.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.