Cosmere characters, Dalinar and Szeth are dating! What are your reactions?
Previously in this series: Kelsier/Hoid, Leshwi/Kaladin, Kaladin/Lezian, Shallan/Vin, Kaladin/Kelsier, Renarin/Rlain, Shakadolin, Shallan/Kaladin, Kaladin/Adolin, Jasnah/Shallan, and Raboniel/Navani.
Nale: [head in his hands]
Nale: That's not
Nale: That's not how the Third Ideal works
Kadash: [head in hands]
Kadash: First, you dated (and married!) your brother's ex-wife.
Kadash: Aka, your sister.
Kadash: Now you are dating your brother's murderer?
Kadash: Dalinar, can you PLEASE stop with the problematic relationships??
Taravangian: I can't help but feel responsible for this.
Taravangian: I sent Szeth to kill Dalinar.
Taravangian: I didn't account for the heady thrill of a man coming at you, completely dedicated to your death.
Adrotagia: Uh...
Taravangian: [sighs] I'll probably need to speak at their wedding.
Hoid: It's a truly classic story, isn't it?
Hoid: The overly loyal knight and his master.
Design: Who have sex!
Hoid: ...Usually metaphorically more than literally, but...
Design: [nodding wisely] But also literally.
Drehy: Doesn't make sense.
Drehy: Dalinar had all of Bridge 4 guarding him at one point--aka, Alethkar's hottest eligible bachelors.
Drehy: Doesn't date 'em.
Drehy: Gets the smallest, skinniest Shin bodyguard.
Drehy: Dates him.
Drehy: No accounting for taste, I guess!
Syl: Hey Kal, remember when Dalinar caught Szeth's shardblade in both of his hands?
Kaladin: Yeah, I remember. The lastclap. It was when he, Adolin and I were all fighting Szeth.
Kaladin: Why?
Syl: Just, you know, catching Szeth's blade in his hands.
Kaladin: ....Okay?
Syl: ...
Syl: Never mind.
Navani: I understand that people may expect me to be upset about this.
Navani: But I think that each spouse gets one free gay fling with a dangerous mass murderer.
Navani: It's only fair.
Adolin: [Glances left, where Renarin is standing beside the towering warform Rlain]
Adolin: [Glances right, where Dalinar is standing beside the diminutive Szeth]
Adolin: Am I
Adolin: Am I the only Kholin with no size kink?
Renarin: I-It's probably good for dad to be with someone who understands his religious trauma and his enduring need to follow rules.
Dalinar: [clutching the Way of Kings] What do you mean?
Szeth: [clutching his oathstone] I am not following either.
Nightblood: Adolin told me that the best relationships are based on mutual attraction and having enough in common!
Nightblood: I bet Dalinar loves Szeth's shiny head, and I bet Szeth loves Dalinar's excellent buttocks!
Nightblood: And as for things in common--well, can I just say, "years-long murder spree"?
Nightblood: I think they're perfect for each other!!