Floatin' Along

Molly | 余江青 | When I grow up, I wanna be the tooth fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[pineappical]

was like Grace with a plush Rocky that he can cuddle with 🥺... and then. yup.

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[eatsoylentgreen]

[dogpuppy]

[baker-chan-senpai]

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[numahachi]

[schofielded]

They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

[parasite-core]

[cute-catts]

[drtanner]

He did that.

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[falconfate]

Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid

[beemovieerotica]

whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we've been saying "do you want [activity / treat / etc]" and only now we've realized that they don't actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say "ice cream" a million times to no response, but "do you want ice cream" works.

however, "do you want" also works.

"want" by itself, also works

we've conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked

[toon-link-plush-daily]

A good sailor should make sure they keep their knot-tying skills well practiced—

—oh! Oh no, he got a little—

—ah, nevermind, he figured it out.

Today's toon link is an experienced sailor and there for must know his knots!

[daenerys-targaryen]

haaattee that ✨ is associated with ai. that’s my emoji, not urs. you’re NOT whimsy.

[oaky-dokey]

love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

[explicitlyrics]

❨･¨⬮

esnupi

[what-even-is-thiss]

Why does like every language do things with their R sounds that nobody else understands

[translatingpostsintodutch]

what-even-is-thiss

Waarom doet elke taal dingen met zijn R klanken die niemand anders begrijpt

[untranslatingposts]

Why does every language do things with its R sounds that nobody else understands

[translatingpostsintodutch]

?!

[nuka-rockit]

saw a pigeon scratching itself with its foot like a doggie at the bus stop today. delightful

[nuka-rockit]

artists rendition

[hellionmutt]

[retroactivebakeries]