all you really need in life are cheetahs

Cute animals & anime I guess Lydia, 27/f (she/her) Jewish and white #chaionlife

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[rosalinesurvived]

[omo321]

a purity

[styofa]

birdwatching

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[vagaybond]

If you are the primary caregiver for your pet, do you call yourself their mom/dad/parent?

yes

no

I don't call myself their parent but I call them my child

see results

Remaining time: 23 hours 50 minutes

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[eggcats]

my hot take is anyone who wants a showing where orpheus doesn't turn around or blames him for turning around or is like "why didn't he just do [x]" or "he had one job!" doesn't get it

he had to turn around. you can bargain with death all you want but it doesn't change the outcome no matter how much you hope it does. he was never going to succeed but he came so close to achieving the impossible ANYWAY because he loved her enough to even attempt it.

(also the entire point is he couldn't feel or hear her!!! that's why with doubt comes in when he sings his song NO ONE ECHOES IT like they have been the entire musical!!! because he's cut off from every sense he has!! the path out of hell was as long as it would take for doubt to come in and make him to turn around because he loves her too much to risk leaving her behind, but in doing so loses her forever!!! <- LIKE WHAT HADES IS DOING WITH PERSEPHONE BY COMING TO TAKE HER BACK TOO EARLY like it's the same thing!!! THAT'S WHY HADES CHOSE IT because he knew they were the same)

[sandmandaddy69]

[otthonzulles]

classic

[parakavka]

[cooldogpics]

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[thekimonogallery]

Kimono called “Shirahagi” by artist Kazuko Oishi

[witchrealms]

(x)

[liivn]

Three Barn Owls at a quatrefoil church window. Photographer: Richard Brooks. Date: July 2009. Shot at a local church in North Norfolk, England.

[mothric]

thinking about the time a former housemate said to me "hey I put these box fans in the living room because it's hot" while gesturing to the fans that I was actively sitting in front of because it was hot. and I said "okay thanks." and she kept standing there like she was waiting for something else so I said "am I blocking the airflow? do you need me to move?" and she said no I'm just letting you know they're here, in the living room, for circulation. and I said well yes, I did put that together. I am enjoying them. thank you. and she looked confused. so I asked "am I meant to do something with this information or are you just informing me?" and she said no I'm letting you know they're here because It's Hot In Here. she seemed a bit aggravated, and her emphasis seemed deliberate.

it took me asking three more times before she finally told me she wanted me to leave the fans where they are instead of moving them to my room or something. and I said oh! I had no intention of doing so but thank you for letting me know what the expectation is.

about a month later she brought up that conversation as the moment it actually clicked for her that I Am Autistic And Will Not Magically Intuit The Unspoken Request You Didn't Ask Me.

[mothric]

I have observed enough allistic communication to know that generally, if somebody points something out to you that you can already see or are already clearly interacting with, they are making an indirect request. but as I don't know what the request is, the only way forward is for me to guess (and likely get it wrong), or prompt the allistic to tell me clearly what they need.

however, allistics don't realize they do this, so asking them to say the unspoken surprises and confuses them. this is not their fault. allistics can be quite emotionally fragile and perceive directness as confrontation, so they habitually rely on indirect speech and coded language to preserve others' feelings. this is why they may find it difficult to be direct, even when asked. I have found that with enough gentle encouragement and reassurance that they are actually helping you, you too can achieve successful communication with your allistic friend or loved one. :)

[lydiacatfish]

reddit thread: where's the best place in [area] to get good queso?

reply 1: mix the stuff from the grocery store with guac

reply 2: chipotle

[lydiacatfish]

You know that 3 star rating fucking consumes him. You know he's perched on the beds of every person who gives him under a 5 making them relive their worst nightmares every night and doing horrible theatrical tortures to his employees. God forbid you get mentioned by name in a bad review. God forbid you're a customer who mistakes him for a busboy! More turnover than the theatre. He runs his mid tier pizza shop like the fucking navy and it's still so bad and Daniel thinks it's so funny.