nouvelle-zélande

maisie. 26. she/her. no longer in new zealand. not spoiler free. i’ve had this blog for too many years

[dolliecowboys]

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[astrotheyge]

I like Earth.

bonus:

[view-from-up-here]

[minghowcute]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[springseventeen]

Lewis Pullman's ✨face journey✨ Guzzle Buddies (2024) dir. Michael Rees

[liberalsarecool]

The cruelty of racist white men.

[wolf840]

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?

I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

[tiredspacedragon]

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

[theropoda]

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

[theropoda]

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

[kindlingnorah]

princesses

[thememedaddy]

[autumnhobbit]

[cithaerons]

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

[tiltctrl]

What about violence in movies?

[cithaerons]

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[myspace]

Simple Plan recording the What’s New Scooby-Doo? theme song

[ruinedchildhood]

[punkitt-is-here]

dont really know how to say it but both these bitches wore their shirts backwards

[trollrider1111]

Every time i see this post i go into the notes just to make a visit to my good friend, this comment

[gaybuckybarnesss]

PAUL MESCAL Gladiator II (2024)

[pukicho]

worlds biggest shark

I am NOT Google

[a-preferable-alternative]

Show me shark pics, internet man

[pukicho]

ugh

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[maybuds]

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible