Blobfish

'ello

[laddersmp3]

i cant believe phil from amazingphil is 20 years old today

[glitchykneecaps]

Sister Daniel, 14”x20” (35.5cm x 50.8cm) oil on canvas

so down bad for sister daniel that i learned how to oil paint

[apolladay]

I challenge you to sing an entire song from memory, beginning to end that isn't in your mother tongue(s)/first language. Can you do it?

- Yes

- I can only partially complete the song

- No, I can speak another language but not sing

- No, I neither speak nor sing other languages

(tag/comment the song if you like!)

I challenge you to sing an entire song from memory, beginning to end that isn't in your mother tongue(s)/first language. Can you do it?

Yes

I can only partially complete the song

No, I can speak another language but not sing

No, I neither speak nor sing other languages

Voting ended onFeb 6

(tag/comment the song if you like!)

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[birdsareblooming]

coat bath

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

tag yourselves i'm the GREAT ROOM beside the GOURMET KITCHEN

[pocket-deer-belly]

i remade it in the sims 4

[shattered-daydream]

I drew this in a frenzy

[fuwungi]

🧪🐁🧠

[ahappydnp]

fuck it *2014 galaxy edits your hard launch*

[adziedoodlesphan]

they are in my walls

…they are in my heart

[tetrapod7]

[jewishvitya-movingblogs]

One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

[scarletbirbs]

If you use Duolingo, maybe don't anymore? The company is moving to be "AI-first" and is using AI to generate their content. Meaning, AI is now generating your language lessons.

They announced that they were going to use AI for this a while back but now they're annoucing that they're getting rid of the contractors reviewing the AI generated content. So, very soon Duolingo is just going to be AI generated slop that might not even be correct.

For alternatives, I'd recommend checking with your local library. For instance, mine offers Rosetta Stone for free if you have a library card.

[ofstormsandfire]

I have found there is a way to nuke my duolingo account from orbit and god they don't make it easy, putting instructions here for anyone else who would like to. I am unsure if it's possible on mobile (already uninstalled the app on mobile) but I'm pissed off enough + suspect that they might pay slightly more attention to account deletion en masse rather than app uninstalling en masse. also I cannot see myself ever using this bs again, so...

step 1: log onto duolingo.com

step 2: there's a sidebar on the left. mouse over "more" and then "help."

step 3: scroll down the list of frequently asked questions to the "account management" category. click on "how do I delete my account an access my data" and then on the link to "duolingo data vault."

step 4: hit the big red "erase personal data" button. do not be swayed by the crying owl. he cares not for you, only for your data.

step 5: they should send you an email to whatever account is connected to your duolingo account. you can tell which email it is based on the spam you've gotten for the past several years reminding you to maintain your streak.

step 5.5: if you have a super duolingo subscription or got suckered into their free trial that does not cancel automatically, cancel that separately, they explicitly state that they will keep charging you even if you do not have an account which tracks for the company duolingo is now

step 6: find the email, click on the link listed after "delete my data link"

step 7: wait 7 days. you cannot get your data deleted any faster than this, but you can cancel it during this 7-day grace period.

step 8: apparently it will take "up to 23 more days" to delete your data entirely. pat yourself on the back. you're free now.

jokes aside, I'm still on step 7 myself, but I cannot see myself WANTING to undo my account deletion even if I could, so... for anyone who's confused about how to do this but wants to, hope this can help.

and on a final note, fuck gen ai all my homies hate generative ai.

[penisphan]

enamored with phil’s tendency to bring us things to show us while they’re filming

[nsync-bi-bi-bi]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

@seesfunbucks you can't leave this in the tags

[byebye-cupid-lol]

what is prev to you

a tired store clerk seeing you buy a large amount of something

the one putting you in a timeloop for the last 40 minutes

dove sitting next to a water fountain

science experiment accidentally brought to life

the same dog you see while going through the same route everyday

annoying younger/older sibling

sparklefurry (animal of their choice)

soup you forgot in the microwave the entire day

somehow wet uncooked brownie

personification of the 'single ❌ taken❌ gamer✅" shirts

pondering their orb

their icon but like an evil version

Voting ended onMay 1, 2025

[bunmellos]

i need everyone to see the cat i met today

his name is hercule purrot

[midnightssea]

Excluding the crucial fact that office jobs pay you an income….if staying home to raise children and do chores and bake bread was really so much easier and more joyful than working in an office on some objective level, why aren’t men doing it? Why aren’t they chomping at the bit to be ~leisurely house husbands~ to a working wife? Why aren’t they stepping up to depend solely on someone else’s income in exchange for round-the-clock domestic labor, if it’s really as blissful and their propaganda suggests? Curious.

[midnightssea]

Thank you! This is such an important reminder.

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[elfyourmother]

a cosplay photo so old it was taken on actual film (which explains the streaks from my scanner) and the con we were at doesn’t even exist anymore. it was around 13 years ago actually now that I think about it.

[sabimaki]

i have been looking for this picture for YEARS and it’s finally back on my dash….wow