I don't know what I'm doing

[illuminateshawnn]

Did you know Shawn Mendes invented passion?

[mendes-shawn]

[nogrindrfail]

[flikkerij]

i love how people are saying “that’s homophobic” to every small inconvenience now. we had to hear The Straights say “that’s gay” to everything they hated for so long, it’s our turn now babes. a new, gayer age. 20gayteen, coming through

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

Posts like this are why people use gay as an insult.

[flikkerij]

ok tumblr user richard-hollabackgirl-nixon

[torakoneko]

i can’t believe the straights are time travelers who went back in time to call things gay as a result of a post in 2018.

[projectshowdown]

[reality91-deactivated20190416]

Does it make me a slut because I want to see my friends dicks? Like I just want to know what they’re packing that’s it.. Like bro let me just see it

[foulserpent]

“a no-sex bar sounds like a superb idea” do you think people just fuck in bars.  like you go into a bar theres just a fucking wild orgy happening on the tables and like one guy on the side drinking 

[pepperclemens]

Perhaps its meant in the asexual way, like, make friends or something?

[foulserpent]

go to a coffee shop??? join a club????? leave the house??????? 

[edgar-allen-pho-deactivated2018]

nah okay, fuck that you’ve clearly never experienced a night where you’re walking around a downtown core like “where is everybody????” and then get to a club and it is PACKED and you realize this is it. this is where everyone goes, this is where everybody is.

and you walk around and get a drink and realize All of the people are here to have sex. you can see it in their eyes. they are there to have sex, or there because their friends are having sex, or because they want to look like they’re someone who has sex. everyone is at the club, and everyone is there for sex, and if you’re not about that you have a lot of work to do if you’re going to be part of any social group.

then again people on this site are absolutely in love with interpreting everything with the express purpose of mocking it, so yeah get your bits in.

[niggagenos]

we need asexual grocery stores too last week i went to walmart and a lady was putting a king size snickers bar up her pussy

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

[theladyspooks]

[koredzas]

Lucas Cranach the Elder (1472 - 1553) - Lucretia

[powerjock]

titties out! knife out! bitch where we going tonight

[meanplastic]

Straight guy: *is nice to me*

Me: He is gay and wants to experiment with me. He needs me to help him come out to his friends and family and embrace who he really is. I don’t know how or why he picked me, but it is my duty to help him and welcome him into the LGBT community.

[aaronthepanini]

Young gay culture at its finest lol

[wlwellbutrin]

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

[squidong]

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[imhungup]

never have i seen a more relatable character oh my god

[ina-gartens-weave]

i am absolutely BEGGING yall to watch this scene where catherine ohara laughs without moving her mouth grghsdzuvjsc

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[asomdpoakdoakd-deactivated20180]

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.