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Ratio this Ratio that, Horatio these nuts instead. Alas poor Yorick he hath gargled my balls and possessed that tornado pussy.
unrestrained summer fun
every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event
if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
Absolutely love how emotionally aware my child is for a 4 and a half year old do not however love stubbing my toe on the island for the 100th time today and hearing "hey mama it's okay to cry! It's not okay to throw a fit though, and we hafta re-...we have to reconitize the difference"
When I immediately say "oh no thanks" to a food she offers me she says "oh mommy, chefs try new foods. Can you take one , two, bites for me and if you really don't like it then I won't ask forever again deal?"
like you know what fine sure I'll try your truly heinous concoction because I do in fact hafta respect the deals
does tm know he has thirty minutes before rg decides to pull an ostark and act out gay eddie no matter what in s10
i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute
My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.
"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone
"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.
this is what i was talking about by the way
not secret relationship buddie but unspoken relationship buddie where they assume everyone knows but get foiled by their own history of breaking the boundaries of traditional boybestfriendship and general lack of explicit pda so when they get married everyone is under the assumption it's as bros until the vows
It’s so crazy how it’s been 5 seasons since will reveal, 4 seasons since Eddie broke up with his girlfriend cause Buck told him to, 3 seasons since poker date, 2 seasons since Buck got jealous about Eddie hanging out with a guy, 1 season since “I don't have to want to sleep with everyone I have feelings for” and 8 seasons since “you can have my back any day” “or you know you could have mine” but they still haven’t shown Buck Buckley making out sloppy style with his best friend. They’re practically having sex on prime time television every Thursday night via intricate rituals but Tim won’t even let them smooch. So crazy.
in other news, I’m still not over Maddie going home from the divorce dinner at a restaurant to have a second takeout dinner with Chim because that’s their go-to move. Buffridays. It’s comfort. It’s her safe space. And well. Well, Buck went to Eddie’s to chatter about hats while Eddie and Chris played video games, something long ago established as Eddie’s “idea of therapy” and the Diaz couch being a safe space for Buck too. Like. Where do you go when the family you were born into is falling apart? Well, of course, your chosen family set. And they did that. On our screens.
kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it
i think eddie knows but he doesnt Know. he knows that the way he feels about buck is the same way hes always felt about buck. he knows that buck is essentially his life partner he knows that he needs and relies on buck he knows that buck is wonderful and amazing he knows that when hes around buck he feels happy and secure but beyond that he doesnt question it because thats just buck. he doesnt feel like he needs more from buck than he already has. when he wants to talk to buck he calls him. when he wants to be around buck he finds him. when he needs something from buck he asks him. but he doesnt think "im in love with buck romanticstyle and i want to kiss and marry him" . because in his mind Subconsciously they are already married. and sometimes maybe hes laying in his bed alone he thinks man it would be nice if buck was here too. if buck could sleep next to me every night. but he doesnt think too deep into that bc hes aware that theyre a bit codependent so of course he misses buck even at night when hes trying to sleep. especially then. the same way as when you make the room cold on purpose so you can have a blanket on you. you could just make the room warm instead and have no blanket but its not about the warmth, its about the feeling of the blanket being there.
"Ladies and gentlemen, a baby is not a life preserver. You don't throw a drowning man a baby. In fact, I remember my sister had her fourth kid, I said 'What's it like?' she goes 'Imagine you're drowning in a swimming pool and somebody throws you a baby."
Noah Wyle talking about people's theory that Robby will adopt Baby Jane Doe.
Okay but like.... Tim Minear at Buck
i've had a lot of 911 fans reblog this wanting to stab a man called tim minear and i express condolences 
Episode 1: buck in a car crash and kidnapped by a psycho lady who wants him to pretend he's her brain dead son.
Episode 2 and 3: buck addicted to opioids they gave him for his injuries.
Episode 4: buck running errands for his friends
Episode 5: buck gave a sperm donation to his friend to have a baby a couple seasons back and they come back with the kid and die in a car crash the same episode
Episode 6: they gave buck a 3 or 4yo child
That is basically the second half of the season....
so i know that most people aren't fans of reheated nachos bc they'll always be soggier than the original nachos but - and walk with me here - if the nachos we speak of are the 'man fights tooth and nail to protect his best friend's child whom he was tasked to take care of during a natural disaster' variety....... well. nachos are still nachos at the end of the day and I'm quite partial to Mexican food :)
"Ladies and gentlemen, a baby is not a life preserver. You don't throw a drowning man a baby. In fact, I remember my sister had her fourth kid, I said 'What's it like?' she goes 'Imagine you're drowning in a swimming pool and somebody throws you a baby."
Noah Wyle talking about people's theory that Robby will adopt Baby Jane Doe.
Okay but like.... Tim Minear at Buck