Peter Pan Was Right

Laura, 20, UK, coffee enthusiast & music student. Author of www.theoxfordblonde.wordpress.com IG: TheLHoughton Snap: laurahoughon Twitter: l_houghton Send me a message, let's be friends! 💖

[milliads]

[giflounge]

Snake played by AI

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is mesmerizing.

[lyingfigure]

[thesleepypencil]

I wanted to draw a comic about a fish mom in an office then realized i don’t know anything about offices or fishes

[helthehatter]

Okay but I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

[choped]

[sighsomemore]

[butchyena]

dude.

[falseficus]

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

[burnedbymarshmallow]

Really want to see this

[johanirae]

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

[vespertineflora]

so in an among us game the other night, a player in chat said “does anyone want to get married?”

and bc i was in it for shits and giggles, i said “yes”

he asked where we should get married and i told him we’d meet in comms, which was right at the end of that round. we started the next game, ran to comms together and danced around each other for a minute, which constituted our marriage ceremony. he then proceeded to just run around with me as we did tasks, which amused me to no end, and in out first body report meeting, he exclaimed, “I’M A MARRIED MAN.”

and then, inevitably, an impostor ran right up to us and murdered me. my new video game husband immediately reported my body.

everyone voted blue immediately, successfully avenging me

and then. the twist. my husband got caught murdering.

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[gentle-fluidity]

When he ugly but he ugly cute to you

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

[87-pounds-deactivated20160310]

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

[magicoftelevision]

[thebagelhut]

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

[motherhenna]

[discount-butlins]

[oakh4rt]

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

[silly-slacker-person]

King

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[sandandglass]

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

[demigoddessqueens]

The lack of self awareness from the woman who’s hair and clothes are hand-me-downs from the 90s

[konohahater]

goood morning

[konohahater]

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy

[icarusfellintomyarms]

I can't identify the emotion this woman's commentary is making me feel