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[cinemaocd]

THOMAS CROMWELL AFFIRMATIONS:

NOW GET UP

THE BLACKSMITH MAKES HIS OWN TOOLS

STALL FOR TIME, BRIBE PEOPLE, AND IF NEED BE MAKE A STRATEGIC RETREAT

DON'T ASK DON'T GET

THERE IS NO TALENT THAT I POSSESS THAT ENGLAND CANNOT USE.

IT'S TIME I SAID MY PRAYERS

PUT AN EDGE ON IT

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[puppyseedmuffins]

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

[larval-tear]

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

[shitilyposting]

"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[freakoutgirl]

damn the sadness really does last forever

[freakoutgirl]

Didn't mean to use that picture

[mengyaosevilpussy]

tragedy enjoyers when a character upholds the system that they themselves were a victim of

[solongfranklloydwright]

the french beatles

[solongfranklloydwright]

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

[solongfranklloydwright]

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology