emerald escape

Ash. 30. NY. Bi. Advocate for therapy and crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell.

[feefal]

Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.

[kalemakar]

the kindest words my father said to me

women like you drown oceans. 

—rupi kaur

(x)

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

NYPD keeping it normal

[gunsandfireandshit]

Heterosexuality officially illegal, another win for us gays!

[ghostfails]

buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural

[didney-worl-no-uta]

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

my stomach hurts

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[startrekrenegades]

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

[matissethecatto]

haute couture

[bundibird]

They’re the same picture

[viir-tanadhal]

Hmm……

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[mrwilliewonka]

[30-minute-memes]

[animatedtext]

requested by bryte-bleu

[totaldowner]

ur in her dms im tied to her ritualistic altar we are not the same

[scientificphilosopher]

A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem

[x]

[gazoinks-deactivated20170705]

Philosophy: Solved

[nottmythical]

I’ve never laughed so hard 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[norsenaturetolkien-deactivated2]

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.

Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

[madigriffnblake]

[janiedean]

@feanoriel

[corvidaedream]

i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin

like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that's apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly "daniel, stop that" the activity stops immediately

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like "Hey! Cut it out." and then vanishes and no one believes this child

[die-rosastrasse]

Émile Vernon

La printemps

(detail)

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