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Monterey Bay Aquarium
dirt enthusiast
Andulka
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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will byers stan first human second
todays bird
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Origami Around
Show & Tell
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@blue-gemini
Heeeeellloooo everyone! I have not made an original post in a while..
I'm making icons for people (free of cost, I'm not doing commission yet) just send a dm with a picture and/or description of what you want. I can do humans and anthros (Here's some examples)
This is really just good practice for me ^^
tell me one time twitter has ever lied.
Nice
"Talking to an ex you're friends with now" prompts?
YES !!
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"Hey do you remember when we-"
"Shut up. Shut. Up."
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"I thought you said you could do this!"
"And I thought you loved me!"
"... I see I've caught you at a bad time."
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"Hey, I'd like you to meet my new partner."
"Listen fucker, I was in your spot and I know exactly how fucking amazing they are. You mess with my ex and you mess with me."
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"Hey isn't that your ex?"
"Yeah, you guys should start a club or something."
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"You know, even if we've broken up, I'd still run away with you."
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"I feel so ugly today."
"HEY. I still think of you when I'm horny, you're sexy as FUCK."
@doodle-toby basically our friendship
bitches be like “im a writer” and then don’t write anything for 8 months
I'm bitches
That's me. I'm bitches
Meirl
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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Source
@the-enforceer @doodle-toby
Give this Man Oscar!!!
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
in my notifications
ARE YOU BLIND??
🥺🥺🥺
*Art intensifies*
Acting like you don’t give a shit when you do is a bad idea. Because one night when you’re awake at 3 a.m all your feelings you’ve kept bottled up and shoved away are going to come spilling out of you like a flood and you will fall the fuck apart.
I don't like being called out like this but thanks
ok but seriously the new “biggest fans” update on this site makes me feel more validated than it should
Dad, Pop, and their bean son
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