Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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almost home
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Love Begins
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macklin celebrini has autism
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Not today Justin
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Color Me Curious
The Bright Sessions
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if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@blue-ish-blood
i miss when it was 2007 and i would go on the family computer go to google images type in "golden retriever puppy" hit search and scroll for a while looking at photos until i wanted to see a different breed of puppy and started over
I think this is my favorite post on the Internet right about now! Edit: And I just needed to Edit this Photo 4 TIMES till it worked here… #youarewelcome #tumblrnoob #learnhowtotumblr
A family
Honestly, I saw samus and took a screenshot, because that was sweet in its own way. And then I got to DeeDeeDee, and saw they did it again in reverse and I was like “Relationship GOALS!”
Look at these people, how quick they are to agree and see each other.
Look at these people,
how quick they are to agree
and see each other.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
this video means everything to me
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August 2015
October 2016
April 2017
July 2017
September 2018
December 2018
June 2019
February 2020
August 2020
You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
TODAY
Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:
May 2021
January 2022
October 2022
April 2023
July 2023
June 2024
February 2025
March 2025
November 2025
August 2026
If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.
I gotta take my chances
Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist
Glad to see this resonated with someone, respect custodial staff or die<3
just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”
“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”
CVS employee:
God when is art nouveau going to make a comeback.
This deserves an Oscar
i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal
This nigga called me princess and my pussy said 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Baby girl as well and i started giggling like i was 12 ???? I’m so easy i hate it here
we salute a fallen soldier
this is very reassuring. thanks blathers
I think the best thing about Amok Time is that it is canon that satisfying the Pon Farr is equivalent to marriage on Vulcan. Usually this is done with sex, and since T’Pring challenged the winner would have gotten to marry her via sex while the loser would have been dead…
but since Jim didn’t die, spock satisfied his Pon Farr with him, AND he did no frickle frackle with T’Pring, for all intents and purposes, Jim and Spock are canonically married by Vulcan law.
And idk I just picture that the next time T’Pau calls spock she’s just like “and how fares your husband” and spock is just like “hold up what husband.”
T’Pau: “your husband. James Kirk.”
Spock: “gRANDMOTHER THE CAPTAIN IS NOT MY HUSBAND. YOU ARE MIXING UP THE ENGLISH WORDS AGAIN.”
T’Pau: “You rolled with him in the sands and did not die. He lives and therefore he is your husband. You rOLLED WITH HIM IN THE SACRED SANDS GRANDSON. Also your father and mother believe he is. Your mother has knitted him sweaters.”
IMPORTANT ADDITION EVERYONE REBLOG:
On TOP of this before they’ve probably gotten married for the sake of the mission more than once. Like, Jim will always ask Spock because hey, strengthening my bond with my second is a Good Idea and Spock’s argument is the same like “Yeah it is logical to strengthen my bond with my captain.”
Alien of the week: and finally, to prove your acceptance of our culture, we deeply wish for someone on board to preform the ultra special bonding ceremony that is super important to our culture
Jim, grinning wryly at spock: hey, wanna get married again?
Spock, sighing logically; for the 24th time captain, there is no one I would rather marry
Jim: *heart eyes*
Bones: OH MY GOD WHY CANT YOU JUST GET MARRIED ON EARTH
I love fics that have this premise where of the planet is a member of the Federation then the marriage is recognized by all Federation planets but translations are hard, so none of them are like an actual marriage until one day it is and they don’t know until months later when Pike calls and is in the middle of saying “Now, Mr. Spock—“ but then he’s like wait did you hyphenate, or did Jim? Or? And that’s how they find out they got married for real this time
Pike: well well well. If it isn’t The Kirks.
Spock: !
Jim: Actually, I took his name :)
Pike:
Pike: -_-
Jim: :3
Pike: Ssschin…
Jim: :)
Pike: Schnnn… Tag… I…
