Blue Lantern of Earth

DC themed incorrect qoutes blog. check out @Fancasted-dc-universe for fancasts. "In fearful day, In raging night..."

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Jason: I see you like art. do you have a favorite color?

Artemis: Color is just an illusion created by light entering our eyes.

Jason: Oh... Mine's red.

[moosefrog]

*phone beeps*

Damian: Huh.

Jon: What? Is it a bat-mergency?

Damian: I told you that’s a stupid word.

Jon: That’s why I love it!

Damian: It’s nothing.

Jon: Nothing? You don’t DO nothing. C'mon, I promise I won’t make fun of you if it’s a girl.

Damian: What if I told you it was a text from a turtle?

Jon: I would say it was really from a girl and you’re trying to distract me by making me wonder how turtles can text if they don’t have fingers?

Damian: This one has two fingers and a thumb on each hand and is bipedal. And a ninja.

Jon: Is this girl you’re trying to hide cute?

Damian: Yes. Very. Super cute. *dry sarcasm*

Jon: You got a picture of her?

Damian: No.

Jon: What’s her name?

Damian: Michelangelo.

Jon: Fine. Keep your secrets.

Damian: …k.

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Roy: You didn't have to kidnap me, dude.

Jason: Kidnapping is what you do to children. You're in your twenties. I abducted you.

[incorrectbatfam]

Did you know that they actually have Batman and Superman ice creams irl? The Batman one is a chocolate brownie bite and it’s actually really good.

*whips out an old fashioned tape recorder*

Note to self, get me some of that

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UPDATE: 

got all five and love them

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Its times like this that I really hate my lactose intolerance

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Dick Grayson: Bruce, my life stinks. Kori’s on bed rest. My favorite cereal got discontinued. And my daughter thinks her preschool teacher’s a stupidface.

Bruce Wayne: Everyone I work with is a stupidface. Especially Hal.

Dick Grayson: Bruce?

Bruce Wayne: Hmm?

Dick Grayson: Bruce?

Bruce Wayne: Hmm?

Dick Grayson: Bruce?

Bruce Wayne: Hmm?

Dick Grayson: Can I be honest? Patrol’s not the same without you. Blockbuster’s the worst. My favorite cereal-

Bruce Wayne: Yes, you already mentioned the cereal.

Dick Grayson: ‘Cause it’s important!

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Can we please get this in some form?

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Damien: I don't even wanna know what happened to you.

Jon*costume ripped and covered in grease*: I got hit by an airplane!

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When the batfam makes fun of Red Robin:

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The fam's all here

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I know it won’t be the exact same since we don’t have Wallace in YJ but I’d like to see Wally return with his rebirth costume

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Bruce: You have a very special family. You have me, Two Older Brothers, and Alfred.

Tim: I bet nobody at school has an Alfred.

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Wally: She's all over me like ointment on a bad rash.

Dick: Why would you purposfully be a rash in your own analogy?

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*Titans interogating joker*

Random Inmate: Hey, you're the old Kid Flash.

Wally: Wow, someone recognised me.

Dick: Yeah... In Arkham!

Wally: I'll take what I can get.

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Gotta admit I kinda brushed off this theory at first but between john's step-dad and the elseworld refrence it seems like the cw is going the green lantern route for Diggle

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Wally: We ran into the H.I.V.E again.

Roy: And you beat them up without me? What kind if friends are you?

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Stop saying “this is so sad, Victor play Despacito.”

Seriously man. 

I’ve got three industrial strength mega-speakers on me at all times.

I’ll do it.