Breathe Baby

Alexandria || Princess of Compartmentalize H20Delirious is my father-husband

[thismighthurt]

[dynastylnoire]

squad

[completelyinfallible]

me first entering a dungeon for an item vs me not getting the item after the 50th attempt

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

[diaryofabrownwoman]

I keep agreeing to dates when knowing damn well I never want to leave my home.

[hashtagblaze]

friend: f off stop punching me

me: its called platonic bdsm

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[vladtheunfollower]

every woman is out of every man’s league actually

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[yafavmilf]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

[aarontaylor]

Max Riemelt in Free Fall 2 Crowdfunding Teaser

[peenslaya]

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

[chekhov]

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

[mymomfoundmyblogagain-deactivat]

you need to be arrested

[helltitty]

You’re right cumaddict72

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

Me when I look good: beauty is so powerful Me when I’m ugly: beauty is fleeting and meaningless . Get a hobby, do something w ur life you shallow bitch

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[francisfordfiesta-deactivated20]

“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

[whomst-the-fck-asked]

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

She’s beautiful

[skymoonandstardust]

Adorable <3 

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town