You're beautiful. Don't ever forget that.

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[pocketgalaxies]

C3E21: obligatory CEO and creative director idiots moment bonus:

[teaweltzer]

Today on: Don’t piss off the party tanks (+ Orym-centric sketches) 

[wombywoo]

meanwhile…

[beardedmrbean]

[terezbian]

i think it's important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

[twelvemonkeyswere]

[rongzhi]

A woman demonstrating use of a guandao, also formally known as a yanyuedao (偃月刀; reclining moon blade).

[rongzhi]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

responses to this post so far:

40%  “the ancient texts!”

30% “oh we’re bringing this back?”

20% “fuck you OP” and/or “you paid money for this!?”

10% “do not cite the deep magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written”

[bluekomadori]

A few recent pokemon drawings (*＾▽＾)／

[notallmensheviks]

How Tumblr Became Popular for Being Obsolete

The social-media platform’s status as a relic of the Internet has attracted prodigal users as well as new ones.

positive press? for tumblr???? my gd.......

[mlmushroomism]

we fucked up its getting more profitable

[gh0stprotocol]

[scarlet-rosepetals]

Oh god oh fuck quick how do we become more horrible and unprofitable?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’ll do it naturally, no need to try. They always underestimate us.

[iwilltryalittlearter]

Laudna

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[lauras-happy-place]

I love nothing more at this point in life than these videos coming out from Nick.

[writeroffates]

I did not think that Blue's Clues would be the highlight of my adulthood.

[thenatsdorf]

Giving mom a kiss before bedtime.

[thelastofthedilettantes]

Four cubs? She has FOUR healthy, happy cubs??? I’m 🥺😭❤

[ultramaximoff]

[xojo]

Is it too soon to make the "When it's that time of the month but you still love her" joke??? 👀