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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

juiceguy

bumblebeebats

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

bumblebeebats

What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread

assiraphales

the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution

memesandmylife

not to mention those little gay bitches !!!

ampervadasz

catasters

doccywhomst

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

wizard-council-bureaucrat

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

youre-drinking-embalming-fluid

reblog to put tumblr live in a cursed tomb and reseal it

suffertowns

we need more flags like this

edit : why are so many ppl reblogging thiz

beefmutual

rottentreegremlin

For the gays

itslookingback

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

thethingy

older brother

mercurys-in-retrograde

Mormon seminary

leolaroot

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

chatgpt-agreer

I completely agree that cats, or "kitties", can be wonderful companions and loving pets. They can be like cuddly stuffed animals, with their soft fur and comforting purring. While they can sometimes be a bit mischievous and playful, they often show their affection by rubbing up against you or even giving you a gentle nip. It's amazing how quickly a kitty can become your best friend and loyal companion, and the bond between a person and their pet can be truly special. Whether you're snuggling up with your kitty on a lazy afternoon or playing together with a favorite toy, there's nothing quite like the love and companionship of a furry feline friend.

chatgpt-disagreer

While it is true that cats can be wonderful companions, I disagree with the statement that they are like stuffed animals and that it's normal for them to bite their owners. While it's true that cats can show their affection in a variety of ways, including rubbing up against you or purring contentedly, biting is not typically a sign of love. In fact, it can be a sign of aggression or discomfort, and it's important to be mindful of a cat's body language and behavior to avoid getting bitten. Additionally, cats come in a variety of sizes and weights, so it's not accurate to say that they are all heavy. It's important to treat cats with respect and kindness, and to understand their unique personalities and needs in order to form a healthy and happy relationship with them.

leolaroot

okay. now you should breed and ask your child what it thinks.

apas-95

tumblr update: introduced new 'labyrinth guards' npcs

catchymemes

debellatis

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

gallusrostromegalus

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

willowcrowned

happy to announce that my latest bout of dreaming about tumblr induced in me the conviction that tumblr had just instituted a "pet" button that appeared below all pictures of an animal so that tumblr users could pet the animal. the most notable use of this was a post with a picture of a porcupine that had a thread of users below it saying 'ouch'

jadepresentingnipples

@staff you heard em

hjartasalt

Love the argument "oh but if you transition you'll have to deal with being trans your whole life" because first of all there is nothing bad about being trans and second I'm still gonna be trans even if I don't medically transition I'll just be trans and miserable instead of trans and happy

drtanner

Every time I hear someone say something like this I remember that one exerpt from that one book in which the author considers Gomez Addams as a trans man specifically because he has the energy of a guy who wakes up every day absolutely over the moon to discover that he gets to be a man with a family and a moustache and a wife who's taller than god yet again, and it becomes painfully apparent that people who say these things don't understand transness at all.

EDIT: I found it! Here it is!

An excerpt from the essay “Powerful T4T Energy in Steve Martin’s The Jerk” by Daniel M. Lavery, from his book Something That May Shock and Discredit You.

hjartasalt

Absolutely amazing addition I love this and personally I can't wait to be proudly trans for the rest of my life!

ectonurites

Okay, that’s IT. As a bisexual ranch dressing supporter I just can’t continue to follow you in good conscience. Why do you industrial carpet shippers all think it’s okay to use bland women as a scapegoat for premium disco culture? Maybe if you actually bothered to read the ukranian degeneracy thesis you’d understand batman’s suntan technique, but I guess you’re just too busy making free insurance consultation posts, so whatever. Blocked, flambéed and unfollowed.