get a load of this guy!

katy | 21 | she/her | lesbian | walking adhd stereotype and professional hyperfixator | icon by my friend @thelasthike on instagram

[blueefanta]

detective decker ur civilian consultant looks gnc as fuck

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

[hyper-lynx]

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

[scilas]

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[herpsandbirds]

Pink-spotted Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus perlatus), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, found in New Guinea

photos: Irawan Subingar, Ekhardt Lietzow, Dubi Shapiro

[harsh-noise]

[thundergrace]

The only way to talk to these people.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[sacredwhores]

Christina Hornisher - Hollywood 90028 (1973)

[anarchistmemedistro]

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[theunsubtleknife]

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

[bonediggercharleston]

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Students at the Central Academy of Fine Arts woke up one morning to find the stone bollards on campus had turned into chocolate. The mystery was soon solved—it turned out to be an art installation created by Ning Peng宁鹏 from the academy's sculpture major.

Ning Peng explained: "People are always rushing past these spots in their daily lives, so I wanted to use art to add a bit of fun to the routine." Other students said they went to see the installation in person and even met the artist himself, who gave them a fan-service treat! "Yay yay yay yay! The artist handed out mini Ferrero Rocher chocolates to each of us." Chinese netizens commented: "So adorable."

[taylortut]

for an army show, MASH has surprisingly little toxic masculinity. and even though they're obviously smart, they act like dumbasses (i once more draw your attention to the episode where hawkeye and bj are playing darts facing backwards and neither of them make a single shot. it's just a little throwaway joke, the idle thing they're doing when the actual scene starts, but it's so fucking funny. a lot of shows would show men who can make a bullseye without even looking but they even say that the only thing they're doing is putting holes in the tent). they show bj's devastation about having to miss his daughter's childhood. they show hawkeye scared and upset and missing his dad. even the colonel often gets emotional about how much he loves and misses his wife.

so much of the show is just about being stupid with your best friend under terrible conditions and having realistic emotions about being separated from everything you know and love. watch MASH if you haven't.

[wulfhalls]

what if u were ROOMMATES with jude law because u stole his IDENTITY on account of trying to circumvent genetic based discrimination at ur JOB and he was in a wheelchair because he tried to KILL HIMSELF and ur about to go space for a YEAR and when u do and he gives u a lock of his HAIR and then IMMOLATES himself in ur incinerator and u were IN LOVE

[beejwatch]

i love how hawk just includes BJ in his plan that has nothing to do with him. cant go anywhere without my beej.

[littlealienproducts]

Migration is Natural Stickers by stickiemi

[shiftythrifting]

Ever wanted to cosplay as a piñata? Now you can!

Goodwill, Richmond VA

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