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dogpuppy

persianmom

I think i’m my own dead wife

eelizabit

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

hergraveyard

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

auckie

Men will see a mouse and eat it

hergraveyard

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

auckie

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

youtendtoforget-deactivated2025

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

identitty-dickruption

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

dsmsix

naamahdarling

"In the same way that your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't." -- Brennan Lee Mulligan, D20, Fantasy High

thyfleshc0nsumed

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.