baby I'm the Iliad, of course you couldn't read me

sil | 28

[bluehairphil]

pigeonscraggy -> bluehairphil

I am on a mission to get Phil to dye his hair (preferably blue, but green would also be cool)

[thoodleoo]

one thing i do find fun about having a new adaptation of homer very present in the public eye with a lot of very vocal critics is that it truly is a continuation of an age old tradition of getting mad at homeric reception. there were people in the 1st century complaining at vergil for Doing Homer Wrong. a critic named herennius pointed out everything he thought sucked in vergil's poetry. agrippa thought maecenas hired vergil to create a new poetic style and that style was Lame. quintus octavius avitus supposedly wrote an 8 volume series of every line he thought vergil plagiarized. i hope we get this every 2000 years from now on.

[divorcedwife]

whenever i open my notes and see someone say "i love my iud" "im being sterilized tomorrow" "i got an abortion recently im so relieved" "im pregnant and im so glad it's my entirely my choice" im like peace and love on planet earth we are all such beautiful friends...

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[yorkshirelarrie]

put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

[whichcouldmeanothing]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller x

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[princess-rosiebird]

Pov ur being smelled

[princess-rosiebird]

Show these 2 you're mom

[ianime0]

【公式】PokéMinutes | Homework Skitty

[xekstrin]

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

[xekstrin]

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

[support]

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

[monopoison3r]

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

[titsay]

orange

[lesbianphan]

Just read the daily mail article and it has all the credibility of a 2012 derranged Dannie... gurl I'm sorry they won't fuck you??

[lozyrosie]

gengar and drifloon ko-fi request

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[ryebreadgf]

me legit

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it