Such a wicked dream

Sometimes I write, sometimes I draw. Mostly I post whatever strikes my fancy. Previous URLs: bluewolftwilight, santashelpersans

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[fakecapricorn]

to all my demotivated girls

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[j-tee]

Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.

(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)

[amberschmamber]

Hey sorry, your boyfriend is a single chain polymer now. Just jiggling happily... no he still has not equilibrated yet. sorry

[annabelle--cane]

it's funny how wildly vampire media varies on how much blood drinking is lethal. for some vamps, if they get lost in the sauce for even just seven seconds then you are a total goner, absolutely deadzo. for others, they can have a multi minute sloppy slurp sesh with you twice a week for months on end and you only feel a little woozy. the vampire claudia drained her whole boyfriend in less than half a minute but count dracula himself needed like four tries to exsanguinate one teenager with a sleep disorder. one of the many ways in which claudia is superior to dracula.

[redwingedwhump]

See, my vampire Yves has been asked about how he manages to not kill people.

"Well how much can YOU drink all at one go? Now- Americans shut up, I mean regular people with a normal liquid capacity. Because downing a whole LITRE through a STRAW takes ages! I barely take the amount of the average blood donation, and that's if I am rather hungry."

[annabelle--cane]

a) this is delightful, b) this addition has made me realize that it is not only claudia's teenage girl hunger that gives her her record time boyfriend eating powers, but also her american desire to have a huge beverage. thank you for opening my eyes to this higher wisdom.

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[petshopbutch]

love how much attention this post is getting i knew the gay people in my phone would understand me. btw here's the picture that inspired me to make this post in the first place:

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[theblairwitchboy-deactivated201]

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

[unshaped]

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

[chumchunom]

CAN I GET A BOX?

[sexygaylibrarian]

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

[toxicfaggette]

Finally a fucking good post

[averycooldad]

God a classic

[emotion-deluxe]

Tectonic plates shifted buildings collapsed meteors struck the earth. People died.

[arqueete]

obsessed with this sign i saw taped up outside the bat room at the zoo yesterday. the enthusiasm, the hand-written note, the bat drawing.

[ryan-sometimes]

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

[ryan-sometimes]

IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

[ryan-sometimes]

You guys will never believe what just happened to me

[ryan-sometimes]

What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar

[ryan-sometimes]

Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

[ryan-sometimes]

[missouriangothic-old]

[snyggvur]

wake up babes my new obsession just dropped

[snyggvur]

”I bet Jesus won’t save you from-uh

my

bullying

😏 ”

[shamanicnoise]

[knightofleo]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

in one of those phases of crippling existential self-doubt where the nervous horse that controls my productivity is just lying down in the mud and won't get up. the horse is asking questions like do I deserve carrot for big jump if big jump meaningless and is it wrong to be a horse. I'm trying to goad it with compliments and treats but so far the horse won't bite, it's too busy ruminating about the cosmic value of horses

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

we're telling the horse you can make the jump, you're such a special horse for being able to do the big jump, everybody loves it when they get to watch a big jump, you will get so many carrots, and the horse is not buying it. it's just snorting at us. the horse is saying well there are other horses and flicking mud at us with its tail without getting up. we're telling the horse: but not for us! you're the only horse in the world to us! what must we offer you, nervous horse? o, nervous horse, take pity on your believers!

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

the horse is questioning the validity of a system in which carrots are rewarded to horses who make the big jumps, seeing as every horse wants a carrot and big jumpers are few, and wants to know why we can't love it for its talents in identifying threats like plastic bags blowing in the wind & being so alert it has a nervous breakdown, instead of expecting it to jump all the time, and perhaps the horse would enjoy a career in calligraphy or nursing instead of this jumping for carrots rigamarole. our negotiator was forced to state that the horse is, nonetheless, a horse. the atmosphere remains tense.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things