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My favourite thing about these videos wherein a cat is Experiencing Chopped Onions is that no one's ever forcing them to stay but they just. Never leave. They're always just sitting or standing there and having a shit time of it and they never leave.

Geniuses, all of them.

mallalada

i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

mallalada

yamujiburo

best take

also YOUR ART STYLE

nejires-hado

byjove

every time I rip a bandaid off I have to writhe like a cowboy who just had a bullet fished out of him with no anesthetic. for like 5 seconds. then I’m fine.

hasufin

Not to cut into your writhing time, but isopropyl alcohol will dissolve the adhesive on the bandage and not only will it come off painlessly, it won't leave a sticky residue. In my experience the most convenient way to handle this is saturating the bandage with alcohol hand sanitizing gel.

zizi-the-blogger

Does anyone have advice for people who are allergic to hand sanitizer? Like me

byjove

rip it off and writhe around like a cowboy

andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

zingring

Good luck, kiddo

sasquatch-spotted

Are you satisfied, op? When will it be enough?

andhumanslovedstories

I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough

andhumanslovedstories

You guys I had this whole fucking bit planned. I was gonna pathetically beg for notes for months. It was gonna be a whole progressively building thing. But you guys were, and I say this with complete affection, so fucking annoying to me personally and to everyone who follows you. Again, I really phoned this in. Some of you guys were just like “what if I replied every letter of the alphabet one at a time and then did it again.” And then reblogged it 30 times. That’s so much work to make some numbers go up and again so annoying to so many people. You all should be proud. I did literally ask for this. Your weird level of work made me feel connected to a sea of strangers who wanted me to succeed but also, and again I say this with affection and love, annoyed me deeply along the way.

andhumanslovedstories

Happy birthday to specifically me

riotmlllf

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

axziom13

ahamkaracature

Gamer moment

twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023071

true gamers are equal opportunity haters

kira-serialfaggot

I used an enby pride flag in league (which gives you a little flag trail behind your character) and someone said to me:

"What are your pronouns so I can insult you properly"

ninenine-brooklyn

prequelsnet

star wars: prequels incorrect quotes (2/?)

insp

doctor-roman

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

ehentalix

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

teabree-shark

in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3

470nanometers

The "Manifest V3" rollout is back after letting tensions cool for a year.

Just use Firefox.

evilsoup

The more people who use Firefox the better! It's got versions for the desktop, android, and iphone, all free. In addition to ublock origin there are thousands of addons. You could also consider using one of Mozilla's paid products, such as their VPN, or donating to the Mozilla Foundation, in order to ensure they're able to keep going.

Mozilla is the not-for-profit behind the lightning fast Firefox browser. We put people over profit to give everyone more power online.

Mozilla is a global nonprofit dedicated to keeping the Internet a global public resource that is open and accessible to all.

pikestaff

Not to be Old on main but I remember this exact thing happening in the late 90s and early 00s. I remember it very well. Microsoft pushed out all the browser competition with Internet Explorer, at which point both browser and web innovation stagnated for years because why fix something that's broken if everyone is using the broken thing anyway because there are hardly any other options. If you want to know how bad it was, Internet Explorer did not have browser tabs and it certainly did not have any sort of adblock. And everyone just lived with it.

I am watching the exact same thing happen with Chrome in real time today and that's why I always reblog these posts and sometimes am extra annoying and add on to them. I don't want to see it happen again because it sucked. Please use Firefox. Use it on mobile too (it has browser extensions!!! Including ad blockers!!!) And reminder that Edge/Brave/Vivaldi are all built on Chromium and you should not be using those either. Those browsers will show up as Chrome on tracking analytics and it does not help the overall project, which is showing web developers that Chrome is not the only browser people are using.

spicymancer

Monster Researcher Eclair and the Riddle of the Sphinx.

acheemient

Banana Shenanigans. Bananigans.

nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.